I actually fainted during the stomach cutting scene so thanks for the random health scare, movie 😀👍🏻

no but I really did faint 💀 my poor mother heard me fall and got scared, that’s never happened to me while watching a movie lmaooo, I’m fine tho, I LIVED BITCH!

Yorgos should’ve kept this in the drafts 😭

how does Dev Patel know how to male and female gaze himself simultaneously likeee, he’s crazy 🤪 

ALSO THIS IS AN AMAZING DEBUT FILM, I’M QUITE STUNNED 😵

yknow given how brutal the housing market is, I understand him 😪

evil Andy was kinda eating them up for a bit and I enjoyed it ngl 💅🏻 also those last like 20 minutes were WILDDDD, gonna have nightmares for sure 👍🏻 

oh yeah and next time let’s not revive dead actors with CGI, it’s just weird physically and morally 💀

Chris Evans and Channing Tatum got to unleash some crazy accents in this film and that’s all I’ll say 💀

this diva… 🤭

still slaps 😭

now was the huge nose on Chris Hemsworth necessary? probably not because it was distracting, but in this world of wasteland freaks I’ll allow itjsjs also Anya Taylor-Joy FurioSLAYED this role 🔥⛓️🏍️🛞

OKAY I’ll buy that apes can learn to speak and take over the planet blah blah blah, but you expect me to believe humans still have access to non expired mascara and lip liner in an APEocalyptic world?? NUH UH, y’all have gone too far 🙂‍↔️

this movie is 100% in Sam Taylor-Johnson’s top 4 favourites, I just know it 😭