gonna see his show tomorrow so I’m doing a lil research beforehand 📚

I really wanted to like this and I appreciate the creativity, but sometimes Miyazaki movies just forget why the audience is invested to begin with and gets lost in itself, and with this I was very bored… I also think Mahito was a bland protagonist and the Heron was far more interesting and barely featured in the movie DESPITE the fact that he’s in the title 👀 idk, at the end of the day this just wasn’t my thing 🤷🏻‍♀️

wait this was kinda good 😭

PATRICK BATEMAN GLEN POWELL, AN UNEXPECTED SLAY

why does Ethan Hawke sound like he needs a lozenge 💀

Charlotte matched his freak 🫶🏻

also cried many times, this was really good 😭

the turn of events in this is what it’s like when your frontal lobe developsslsks 💀

I’m also 24, horny, and delusional thinking Anne Hathaway could solve all my problems, so I understand girl 🫶🏻

god I love slashers… EVERYONE SAY THANK YOU ELI ROTH FOR THIS GEM!

OH BITCHHHHH THIS ADDS LAYERS TO SNOW’S BEEF WITH KATNISS, I’M DEADJSJS but hey that’s life buddy, sometimes you and your girl are not the dystopian star-crossed lovers that Katniss and Peeta eventually end up becoming, sometimes you’re the victor and other times you scare the hoes 🤷🏻‍♀️💀

need him BAD

Thy Mission mv type movie 💀

also wish most of the movie’s aspect ratio was like how it was around the end, I love the realistic TV show footage idea, but it almost never looks that good? (and this movie already had bad special fx at times lol) so yeah just my two cents, otherwise I had funnn🤘🏻