Pinocchio: A True Story

2021

Watched

absolutely no nose growing in SIGHT and the whole plot revolves around him being into a girl even tho he’s the zestiest piece of wood I’ve ever seen 😭😭

Dune

2021

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

it is crazy how this story finds it’s footing in Part Two, like obviously Part One is still great and provides an understanding of whats to come, but there’s moments when you can kinda tell it’s not sure if it should lean into being more of a blockbuster or it’s own thing (for example the action/ fighting choreo looked a little sloppy at times, the score overpowered certain scenes when it did the opposite in Part Two and complemented them,…

The Sadness

2021

★★½ Watched

probably not the best movie to watch on your bday LMAKSJS but here I ammmmmm, thanks for traumatizing me 😭

Benediction

2021

★★★½ Liked Watched

some very cunty insults spoken in this film 👀🤰🏻

Firebird

2021

★★★ Liked Watched

they tried having their Portrait of a Lady on Fire(bird) moment at the end but it didn't hit the same LMAO 💀

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It

2021

★★★ Liked Watched

when she pulled his pill out of her locket 😭❤️🥹

also this is kinda funny if the real Ed and Lorraine helped some psycho out of the death penalty because of this demon shit 💀

Old

2021

★★ Watched

the ending saved it somewhat, but the rest of the movie was very hmm…. I just can’t get over the dude named Mid-Sized Sedan 💀💀

The Black Phone

2021

★★★½ Liked Watched

yeah if you survived the 70s as a tween you deserve a gold medal, that shit was BRUTALLL, but anyway, The Grabber with his shirt on: ❌, The Grabber with his shirt off: smash ✅

Mad God

2021

★★★½ Liked Watched

I wish the one frame that stuck with me wasn’t the bull man getting jacked off by bird prostitutes, but here we are 😪

Nobody

2021

★★★★ Liked Watched

Winnipeg John Wick 🇨🇦🍁🔫

and I ate every second of it up because eeeee Bob Odenkirk!!! 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰

F9

2021

★★ Watched

I don’t think I’ll ever recover from seeing Charlize Theron in that ugly ass bowl cut 😳

time to see Fast X!! (and end up hating it 🙃)

The Suicide Squad

2021

★★★★½ Liked Watched

some thoughts:
- Marvel and DC are probably gonna go to war over who gets full custody of James Gunn because this was infinitely better than the first movie and I think DC will want more of this kind of stuff 👀
- KING SHARK!!! probably the most I’ve been invested in a comic book character in a WHILEEEE because I was super worried he would be killed off (thank god he wasn’t 😭)
- Idris Elba lowkey played the…