blood and cigarettes always make people look hot
- exhibit A: Swann Arlaud in this 😮‍💨

I think if this was like 30 minutes shorter and revolved around the girl from the beginning (idk why they ignored her for the rest of the movie when she was presented as the main character?), then maybe this wouldn’t have felt so confusing and disted, like how come I was only able to tell what was happening an hour into the movie like c’mon now 😭

Ferrari still fucking up to this day 🫠

and I’m so sorry sweetie, idk why I thought you were some lame Oscar bait, I have misjudged you 😭🫶🏻

I didn’t realize how fucked up this was going to be damn… I’m SICK (literally, emotionally, and apparently physically according to this movie), I’m SICK!! absolutely fuck those guys for the crimes they committed 😤

did we need a sequel? no
did I still enjoy tf out of the very random, but entertaining cheesy 80s power ballad that Kristoff performs? YES

was not expecting to like this at all because it was giving me Vice (2018) vibes 🤢 but it was surprisingly decent 😬 also they really nailed the makeup with Charlize Theron because jesus she looks just like Megyn Kelly-

old comforting man in a cardigan = the cause of my emotional breakdown 😀

THIS WAS GARBAGEEEEE, BOOOOO!! 🍅 🍅

SAORISE RONAN AND GRETA GERWIG DID SO MUCH FOR FEMINISM WITH JUST THIS SCENE AND YOU CAN’T TELL ME OTHERWISEEEE 😭

the best character design change decision ever made IN THE HISTORY OF ANIMATION is giving Jigen upper facial hair when before he had a neck beard, LIKE DAMN HE LOOKS QUITE BREEDABLE NOW NGL 🥵

Theo and Boris swapping lip sizes after they aged is some boyfriend shit 🏳️‍🌈

this movie is one big hate crime...... and during pride month??? NOT ON MY WATCH 🙅🏻‍♀️ GIVE EDDIE AND RICHIE THE ENDING THEY DESERVE, RIGHT NOW! 🤬