the ending was a lil darker than I expected lmaooo, also parents back then were fucking DUMB! never locking doors, never believing kids, no wonder so many kids died back then jesus-

this was how I found out about this movie 😭 and thank god honestly because this was so cool, love this director DOWNNNN

why Colossus kinda…. 🫣🤭

gotta love the classic trope of the victims never making sure the killer is dead when they finally get the chance to kill them 😵‍💫💫 anyway I hated this LMAOO

Pete Davidson is gay and throws a cup of coffee (iced) at a man in this movie ✌️anyway friends to lovers >>>>

wasn’t that bad but definitely should’ve been in Russian 💀 also why did they make the uncle not that much older than her??? a bit weird lol, at least the actor is foine 🫣

felt like more of a Ted Talk than a comedy special because that second half was genuinely moving, it’s a shame the first half was a bit stale 🫠

Charlotte easily got the scariest death out of everyone 😭 I was peaking through my fingers like dis 🫣

also this is the like 3rd movie I’ve watched recently about people dying in the dark 🫢 idk why I’m feeling this vibe like I need to watch a romcom soon or smthsjsj

she was the Jupiter to his Saturn 🥺🥺

if Ocean’s 8 had a cousin from Chicago 💀

no but this was seriously so good, I mean I’m not sure that I was expecting anything less since Steve McQueen directed this and wrote it with Gillian Flynn like??? that’s a duo I’ll anyday ✨

the CIA, IMF, literally every single person but Ethan’s team in every single one of these movies (even though he’s saved the world many MANY times): we don’t trust you, you’re a bad guy! 😡

@ Jemaine Clement: please put a mackerel in my crackerel