sometimes I think about the Penn Badgley gnawing on logs scene and it makes me giggle every time lmaoo 💀

THIS KINDA WON ME OVER AFTER THAT SCENE WITH RICHARD JENKINS NGL 😮‍💨

also I’m glad we left this style of posters for romcoms in the dust!

I truly had no idea where this was going the entire time and I must say… she kinda ate that 👀🫢

“When you're putting on your makeup it's like you're an artist, but instead of painting a canvas you're painting your face.” — Socrates

fuck you Mike Mills, you always do this to me 😭😭

also I love that Arthur gets an acting creditjsjs AS HE SHOULD!!

women only like two types of men (Tucker and Dale) 😌

damn his life was incredibly prophetic… got chills many times while watching this 

RIP Aryton 💛

and girls on Halloween were never the same…

me trying to enjoy the Thriller dance sequence but I’m barely holding it together because of the last 20 minutes: 🥹🥹

tbh all that happens is a LOTTT of h*rniness, depression, some terrible hair extensions, and really awkward kissing…. also ladies please, HAVE SOME HIGHER STANDARDS 😔🙏 I GET IT HE’S HOT, BUT WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO LIKE??? WHAT IS SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIS UNSEASONED ASS?? 🧐 this whole story feels like Murakami once couldn’t get his girl wet and then decided to write an entire book trying to convince himself why it was her fault 💀

now I know y’all baddies would never snitch on me if you saw me pushing Haru down the stairs 😌

Adrien Brody really put his whole 🐱 into that scene at the end 💀 that man was SWINGING-