sorry y’all I farted

this movie floored me… FLOORED MEEEEEE, it was so confusing yet so complex, so funny yet so stupid, Mark Wahlberg killed me with his awful line delivery, Zooey Deschanel was on low battery, it’s honestly a triumph and tragedy this movie was made, I’m stunned-

all that for Eric Bana…? we have to do better, ladies 😔

the poster was giving me royal scandal, Gossip Girl vibes (literally looks like the same font lmao), and tbh it delivered that in the first half of the movie, but I ended up getting something much darker in the second half that I was not expecting because I never learned about the Boleyn sisters 💀 like wtf??? we should’ve abolished the monarchy centuries ago 😵‍💫

never understood the stigma with morticians, someones gotta do that shit 🤷🏻‍♀️ it might as well be a profession that is as respected as doctors or firemen like c’mon now… anyways I couldn’t stop crying 😭 this movie was so sad and sweet ❤️