oh they had MONEY for this one

the guy made audiobooks for his Nazi hag 😭

sorry y’all I farted

this movie floored me… FLOORED MEEEEEE, it was so confusing yet so complex, so funny yet so stupid, Mark Wahlberg killed me with his awful line delivery, Zooey Deschanel was on low battery, it’s honestly a triumph and tragedy this movie was made, I’m stunned-

all that for Eric Bana…? we have to do better, ladies 😔

the poster was giving me royal scandal, Gossip Girl vibes (literally looks like the same font lmao), and tbh it delivered that in the first half of the movie, but I ended up getting something much darker in the second half that I was not expecting because I never learned about the Boleyn sisters 💀 like wtf??? we should’ve abolished the monarchy centuries ago 😵‍💫

never understood the stigma with morticians, someones gotta do that shit 🤷🏻‍♀️ it might as well be a profession that is as respected as doctors or firemen like c’mon now… anyways I couldn’t stop crying 😭 this movie was so sad and sweet ❤️

the most out of pocket thing Clint Eastwood did in this movie was surprisingly NOT any of the racist shit he grumbled, but his singing at the endsksk I was just sittin there absolutely dumbfounded that his rusty ass voice sang a tune 💀

… I am actually unable to tell you what happened in this movie

… this is only 86 minutes yet I felt like I spent 10 years watching this, LIKE KILL THEM ALREADY OR SOMETHING, I’M GETTING BOREDSJJS 😩

I think this is the one instance where a minimum wage worker actually deserves their minimum wage 😘

nunned-up Meryl Streep fighting against pedophiles is the kind of serotonin I need 🥰

I prefer part one but this one is still pretty good 😌 Benicio will always be Che, PERIOD!

yes communism but can we acknowledge that literally all the men in this movie are 😍🥵