mf realized guns work a lil better and didn’t look back 😭

also Squid Game S2 got me feeling this mannnnn, he is too foineee 😍😍

was not prepared for all them sex jokes 💀

I wish kids could have movies like this to grow up with, they’re so much fun 😭

the cut to The Wolf’s family picture broke mesjsj 💀

I thought the movie was going to end at least 2 different times during my viewing, but every time I checked the runtime there was still so much more left and I wanted to die 💀

one slap for Johnny, one for Vivian, and a roundhouse flying kick to the groin for Johnny’s father 🖕🏻😘🖕🏻

TRY NOT TO SAY VIGGO DADDY CHALLENGE (**IMPOSSIBLE**)

transitions go so hard then it cuts to Ewan McGregor’s lack of ankle socks 😀

Jake Gyllenhaal in his prime with this and Brokeback Mountain being released the same year and both being about the misery of hyper masculinity, you love to see it 😪 also the soundtrack had too many bangers to count sheeeee 😰

oh hell no if zombies gain consciousness and swim I’m launching myself into space-

Kitten just wanted to serve (everything but her country), write fanfiction, and wear fur coats… she is the blueprint!! but yeah this was super cute, bittersweet, and a little too long imo?? about 10-15 minutes could’ve been shaved down, but it was still good regardless purr 🐱💜

oh it was the head of homeland security? fuck them kids- MAKE THAT CALL, MAMA 😭💀