will never forgive this movie’s teaser trailer for playing at the beginning of some of my VHS tapes and scaring the shit out of me as a child 😭

what a waste to have Tom Cruise looking THIS good with his long ass hair in this shitty sequel 💀💀

… how tf did David Gordon Green go from making something like this to making the new shitty Halloween reboots??? I’M TIREDDD 🫠

Rocky was quite the cock 😃

Geoffrey Rush? more like Geoffrey Tush because that dumpy was out in the open for most of the movie 🤢 (very disappointed it wasn’t Joaquin Phoenix’s instead 😮‍💨)

whoever cut Courteney Cox’s bangs deserves to lose their job 🤧

also Patrick Dempsey in this!!! 🥴🥴