Wesley Snipes making a vampire joke years before Blade!!!! this is why I love movie history 😩

Willam Dafoe shows up, has a scene where he slaps Johnny Depp’s ass, and then never shows up again in the movie, nothing but respect for a dedicated actor 😌

yeah? so you fuck your mother? 

I think I meant to watch Patch Adams and now I’m depressed 😭

just noticed the old man’s scar heals throughout the movie as he heals his relationship with his son and I’m not okay 😭

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals 🎅🏻🔫

accurate reaction to rigged carnival games 💀

I love the original’s ending because it’s so sad, but this one was super satisfying so I kinda love it too?? 🫣 as a Ben girlie, she did what she had to do  💅🏻

if Bob Hoskins’ hairy shoulders can pull women like Cher and Jessica Rabbit, what’s your excuse? (I’m looking in the mirror)

this rating is purely based on my enjoyment which is why it’s so lowsksk 💀 I mean idk what I expected knowing the Coens tend to either rock me to my core, or put me to sleep with their movies 🫠 you can imagine what happpened when I put this on 🥱 (also I know it’s just Joel for this one but same shit tbh, Ethan Coen’s involvement in their movies is a conspiracy 😭)

add it to the list of movies where the main character shaves and they’re no longer hot for the rest of the movie 😮‍💨 also Stands With A Fist’s hair??? were the girlies teasing and giving themselves blowouts during the Civil War?? LMAOOO

blah blah blah being rich ain’t so bad 🤓 blah blah blah yeah but do you LIKE me like me? blah blah blah… 😴

just finished Legendary season 3 with my momma and had to show her this 💅🏻