um can I please have a plant pod that will replicate Jeff Goldblum for me? thanks

this was great but there wasn’t enough champagne to fill the nile... 0 out of 5 stars 👎🏻

so you’re telling me Michael Myers was my age in this??….. hello sirrrrrrr 😛

“we have Lord of the Rings at home”
Lord of the Rings at home:

lol let’s not even try to pretend that we’re brother and sister, LET’S JUST PUBLICLY KISS, GIVE EACH OTHER GENTLE TOUCHES, AND WHEN CONFRONTED ABOUT OUR OBVIOUS AFFECTION WE’LL USE THE “WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT WE DO?/ WE’RE DIFFERENT IN THIS FAMILY” EXCUSE LIKE IT’S THE FARMER’S FAULT FOR BEING SUS 🙄🙄 way to make your protagonists (that we’re supposed to root for) the dumbest scammers of the millennium 👍🏻

miss Sandra Dee did NOT need to glow up for Danny Zuko's lame ass, but whatever she looks great, I can't deny it 🤩

I’m just imagining all the parents letting their kids watch this because they think it’s a kids movie and then those kids become TRAUMATIZED! MUWAH HA HA HA HA 😈

I definitely preferred the second half over the first, probably due to the pacing issues in the first half, but overall I enjoyed it :)) 

also thanks a lot Letterboxd for spoiling the movie for me with that stupid banner 🙄🙄

this didn’t have to crack open my brain and pull out repressed thoughts and feelings like thatttt... I feel violated-

lovin’ the daddy beard De Niro’s got in this

the doctor was the only sensible person in this goddamn movie, didn’t hesitate to shoot more than once at that mf at ALL