I’m just not a fan of French new wave I’m sorry 😭

wasn’t a huge fan of the book, thought it was boring as shit, but this summed up everything nicely and definitely got me emotional many many times… Gregory Peck the actor you are 😩

Sean Connery gets his ass beat in this and I love it

okay but if I looked like miss Anna Karina I simply wouldn’t charge anything less than a million dollars for my yaya 😚

I honestly thought I wasn’t going to like this from the first like 15 minutes, but it got realllyyyy good afterwards and wow... even in b&w you can still tell Frank Sinatra has them beautiful blue eyes 💙👄💙

uh oh! I am once again in the minority because I don’t get the hype over a highly rated movie lmaoo 🥶 okay but seriously I kinda knew from the first 15-20 ish minutes that I wasn’t going to like this that much, and unfortunately I was right by the end of it. there’s some things that I do appreciate on a technical level, but I just wasn’t that into the story. I’m honestly surprised this is one of the highest rated movies on here and so many people give this an automatic 10/10, like damn I wish I could feel the samejsjs

me during the first half: 🥰🤩😗😌
me during the second half: 😐😑😴😳

UGH! it was goin so well what happened mannnn... like after that hour mark hits, it gets so repetitive and messy, and then the end is unbelievably whack and then I realize I need to go to bed so goodnight y’all lmao 🛌

the blood spray scene was pure ✨cinema 👨🏻‍🍳💋🤌🏻✨

OH MY GOD??? WHERE WAS THIS MOVIE WHEN I WAS LITTLE BECAUSE THIS IS THE KOOKIEST, MOST FANTASTICAL MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN 👀 really impressive vfx and animation for a movie made in the early 60s... wow

what I learned from this movie:
- this is a gays only event
- everyone’s eyeliner on point
- Anthony Quinn’s nose looks faker than MJ’s

after the intermission, I was ready to fall asleep ngl... that’s what happens when you make your movie almost 4 hours long and the whole “white saviour” shit starts getting stalesks

there’s two different types of peds in this film... pedophiles 🤮🤢 and pedicures! 💅🏻

I really thought the 90s version of Lolita was meh and that Kubrick’s would be a lot better, but I guess it’s just the story that’s the problem 🤷🏻‍♀️ I mean jesus christ, all the characters are just so unlikable and annoying, like do they really expect people to feel interested in what’s going to happen? idgaf if Lolita needs money for her family, let the brat starve! fuCK THEM KIDS! and wtf is Humbert thinking this whole time? does he really believe Lolita wants his saggy ass??