thank you to that barber 👏😭

rip to Jane Russell’s neck when she got yanked into the pool 🫠 also Marilyn in this???? I have no words 🙈

for a movie set around Niagara Falls, this shit was dry as hell 😪 Marilyn looked snatched as usual tho, absolute queen 👸

literally everyone hates Wendy’s ass and it’s lowkey funny but dammnn, LET THE GIRL LIVE 😩

this could’ve been a 3.5 or a 4 if the first half of the movie picked up the pace because legit the main plot does not start until the first hour mark (I felt like I didn’t know what movie I was watching at first lmaooo), but other than that this was pretty intense 🥶 I think I might like Sorcerer (1977) better but we’ll seeee

also Mario is a complete asshole haha ❤️

I can’t stand movies like this because they feed into my deepest fears about aging and family dying and IT’S 👏 FUCKED👏 UP 👏 it just makes me want to appreciate every second I have with them more and more 🥺... and fuck this family (especially that one daughter), like do y’all have to rub it in your dad’s face that he’ll be lonely???? 😡 UGH I CAN’T STAND IT!!!!! SWEET OLD PEOPLE ARE SO PRECIOUS!! HOW CAN Y’ALL ACT LIKE THISSSSS 😭