first of all, I love that Peter actually cares about Wendy in this one, LIKE YOU SEE THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AT HER??? I totally get why I had a major crush on him as a kid 🤭 and second of all, Jason Isaacs as Captain Hook?? WHAT A STUD 🥵 (although it’s not helping my daddy issues AT ALL) I just love when a movie appeals to my tastes at different stages of my life ✨

literally everyone hates Wendy’s ass and it’s lowkey funny but dammnn, LET THE GIRL LIVE 😩

Ana de Armas ATE in her 10 minutes of screen time ✨

okay but when is the twink gonna tell Bond he likes him?? I’m waiting 🤨

the transphobia didn’t age well but whatever, Ace Ventura is an absolute psychopath in this and that’s hot 😍

this surprisingly has an even more sexually tense scene between Bond and a villain than Casino Royale 👀

… I am actually unable to tell you what happened in this movie

the fact that she NEVER took off that fugly necklace for any of those outfits 💀

I would also pulse my worm bussy if I saw Timothée Chalamet 🤩 

DAMNNN this shit was crazy… idk what made my ass shake more, Hans Zimmer’s score or seeing Oscar Isaac’s naked body slumped over a chair 👀

no thoughts just this on my mind

so you’re telling me Michael Myers was my age in this??….. hello sirrrrrrr 😛

…. someone must’ve pitched some tents (pause) because this shit was CAMP

also it feels so good to be at the theatres again… I’m home 🥲