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they brought him back to life for THIS??? i feel like they undid a lot of the good stuff from the first one. this sequel was booooring except for the commentary i provide for myself where i pretend this bald man is a diva.

best thing about this was STRETCH, MY QUEEN!!! she always plays the coolest characters with great wardrobes.

this was a 5-star 3-star movie, if you get me. was kind of distracted by the fact that terry o’quinn looks a lot like will forte. 

should’ve been more crazy…

some really great all-timer lines delivered by my friend tim robinson! whole theater was laughing so hard, it felt awesome. ya gotta have rules!

I always struggle with rating this one because of how much empathy I feel for Matt. He feels just like some guy I would’ve been friends with in high school, but I guess that’s the point.

It’s wild how you almost start wanting the Dirties to get punished, but then you that they’re still just kids. 

I feel all kinds of fucked up about it. Maybe I need to work some stuff out in therapy.

i love a grimy sleazy beer-and-cigarettes movie

Watched on Thursday May 8, 2025.

I LOVE MOVIES WITH STUPID JOKES!!!!!!

imagining how cool the end would have been if i hadn’t known about the twist going into the movie

Watched on Friday April 25, 2025.

Watched on Friday April 25, 2025.

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deragh campbell is always delivering characters that feel really easy to sink into, at least for me. comfortable but haunting.

alan cumming serves as both a weed satyr and FDR

Watched on Tuesday April 8, 2025.

Watched on Saturday April 5, 2025.

Watched on Thursday April 3, 2025.

Watched on Thursday April 3, 2025.

kept thinking about how kurtwood smith reminds me a lot of bill hader

*steve martin in the jerk voice* he hates these windows!!!!

went into this not expecting to like it very much because of the subject material but wow everyone gave 110 percent here!!! idk if jay baruchel won any awards for his performance but i am so happy to see him killing it. glenn howerton is so good at yelling. matt johnson manages to be funny just by moving his head with that quick little motion he does. ALSO SHOUTOUT TO THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME MICHAEL IRONSIDE!!!!!! i didn’t hear half of his lines because i was too busy screaming about how awesome he is. 
 
this really was sooooo fun to watch, i got really into it!!! i loved seeing my nerds win. it didn’t last, but at least they got to win a little bit!

i liked all the contraptions

Watched on Saturday March 29, 2025.

so beautiful to watch & just confusing enough to keep me thinking about it afterwards

you can never be bored during a paul verhoeven movie!!!

i really loved gary king’s character but everything else felt kind of muted to me. i wanted more from other characters & the robots. maybe i ruined it for myself by comparing it to shaun of the dead too much idk..

totally forgot about the part where carol says they’re a bunch and in unison the family goes “the brady bunch” and they kind of just smile & stare in a creepy sort of way…

love love LOVE a fish out of water trope!!!! especially when the fish still act like they’re in the fishbowl!!!!

so many great little nods & references to classic sci-fi! not the kind of movie where i’m laughing out loud but i just appreciated the tone and the plot, it kept me engaged. i love all of the different characters chasing after each other. my only gripe is the end felt kind of rushed.

whenever mickey 17 was talking or emoting, i just was like yea that’s my friend. i like him a lot, i get him. robert pattinson, you are so cool to look at.

i also would really like a baby creeper stuffed animal.

Watched on Thursday March 6, 2025.

love when tim’s mom is being interrogated and she’s like i don’t know where they are can’t help you sorry as one long sentence

Fell asleep during the wedding scene at the end & when i woke up, Marry Me had started playing so i saw JLo in a wedding dress and thought, “Wait, Amy Poehler is now Jennifer Lopez in this scene? Weird way to go with it but OK I guess that is pretty funny!” and went back to sleep.

put on a random movie and nearly shot out of my chair when the credits started at the beginning. brian yuzna production??? directed/practical effects by screaming mad george??? that means a lot to a little freak like me.

creature suits were so cool & had so much personality!!! nothing is more badass than seeing mark hamill transform into a weird bug mutant. also i loved the stop motion used to animate the guyver suit. 

the only thing is the movie itself was kind of boring, plot-wise. i like fights as much as the next guy but they get boring after a bit for me. punch, kick, punch, kick. ok let’s move on!!

last half star is for the re-animator references. you really put jeffrey combs in your movie and named him dr. east….. i cheered! plus they use the same great villain actor, very cool and awesome.

you can tell will forte really likes ‘80s feel-good tropes! a lot of great line deliveries in this. i love how close and claustrophobic a lot of the shots are. bonus points for bill hader on his weird bike. taking points away for the way kristen wiig is just… there. they could have given her more to work with.

cute and weird, i love independent movies!!!! all of the famous tv lines mixed into the dialogue was so cute i enjoyed that plus the score was sooo ‘90s alt girl pop yaaaaay PLUS there was a stop-motion section!!!!!

chip reader song always catches me off-guard like oh i guess he was mad about that for some reason? but now i do kind of yearn for the swipe, if i’m being honest with myself

dammit this shit is whimsical

insufferable but in a way i kind of sort of liked.

hearing jim gaffigan say r*t*rds felt like getting shot in the chest

What REALLY Happened in the Civil War [STORYTIME] [REAL] [NOT CLICKBAIT] [WE ALMOST DIED????????]

Watched on Saturday January 11, 2025.

Watched on Saturday January 11, 2025.

this movie feels like an snl stefon list. “it has everything… genderqueer benedict cumberbatch… fred armisen’s face on a kid’s body… kyle mooney saying dude a lot…”

okaaaay so i went into this like ugh nostalgia bait ugh tim burton has lost the sauce BUT i was pleasantly surprised because i laughed more than once!! the baby really got me & the part where he’s picturing his past loves and there’s a dog for some reason.
i didn’t like some of the design choices but i did appreciate the use of some more practical effects. THE BABY. the way they handled jeffrey jones’s character was cool. 
i do agree with a lot of other ppl who said that there were TOO MANY PLOT POINTS. i could have done without willem and monica tbh i don’t think they needed to be there. justin theroux was really funny, surprisingly! i’m always shocked when he has an american accent because i always see him as seamus in charlie’s angels full throttle haha. anyways enjoyed this more than i thought i would so that’s cool :) i don’t care about jenna ortega though sorry

i went into this with high expectations & i was a teeny tiny bit disappointed simply because it was hyped up so much for me. i still liked it though!

as a kid, i thought the T-1000 was the coolest villain design ever. and i still believe that! when robert patrick wags his finger at sarah at the end… perfect. 

i couldn’t stop thinking about that cameo scene in wayne’s world though.

really tried to hop on the cruel intentions/scream kind of thing with the “twists” and the weird brother/sister dynamic. the house as a setting got boring & i don’t like january jones as an actress in this, she bored me as well :/

didn’t really feel like a real movie but the opening scene was a little cool at least

when the camera did that quick zoom for the fox grabbing the chicken, i was like “oh that’s my boy sam raimi right there”

i was stressed for the entirety of this movie.

nothing says christmas like war of the worlds!!!

i going over to my grandparents’ house for the holidays & crawling back behind their antique displays to look at their huge collection of alphabetized VHS tapes. i would always choose this one. i how warm and fuzzy the tape would look on their huge TV, it always felt like a movie theater to child-me. and we would all sing along with bill murray at the end. :)

movies about the autistic experience bc i said so

• Superstar
• Pee-wee's Big Adventure
• The Brady Bunch Movie
• The Cable Guy
• Fade to Black
• It's Pat
• Coneheads
• Creep
• Creep 2
• Eagle vs Shark

...plus 8 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

keep an eye out!!!

• The Evil Dead
• Army of Darkness
• Howl's Moving Castle
• Cry-Baby
• Spirited Away
• Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
• The Thing
• The Flintstones
• Kiki's Delivery Service
• River's Edge

...plus 14 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

dvd collection

• Pee-wee's Big Adventure
• Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
• Mallrats
• Speed Racer
• Near Dark
• The Jerk
• Lost Highway
• Wild at Heart
• Robin Hood: Men in Tights
• The Rocky Horror Picture Show

...plus 53 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

This is a list of favorite schlock/exploitation movies compiled for RE/Search: Incredibly Strange Films (1986). This series of books were known for highlighting alternative culture/fringe groups.

Putting it as a ranked list so I can randomly pick a number & watch the film that corresponds with it.

1. The Abductors
2. The Abominable Dr. Phibes
3. The Acid Eaters
4. The Act of Seeing with One's Own Eyes
5. The Amazing Transplant
6. The Astro-Zombies
7. Attack of the Robots
8. Atom Age Vampire
9. The Atomic Cafe
10. The Baby

...plus 254 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Laggies
• Safety Not Guaranteed

based on his performance alone

1. River's Edge
2. Charlie's Angels
3. Willard
4. Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle
5. Little Noises
6. Twister
7. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
8. Crime and Punishment
9. Rubin & Ed
10. Hot Tub Time Machine

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

movies that make me feel orange and good OR movies that i have a feeling will be orange

• Little Shop of Horrors
• The Flintstones
• The Brady Bunch Movie
• So I Married an Axe Murderer
• Lunatics: A Love Story
• Spice World
• Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
• Superstar
• Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
• Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

all of the dvds that my mom and i own! creating this so i know what we have (not including shows)

• Happy Gilmore
• Happy Feet
• The Hangover
• The Hangover Part II
• Hairspray
• Raiders of the Lost Ark
• Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• The Incredibles
• Hot Rod

...plus 290 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• It's Pat
• Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

ranking ted raimi's best looks out of the movies i've seen him in (even if i've just skipped ahead to his scenes oops)

1. Lunatics: A Love Story

   i mean, duh! circle glasses neurotic '90s ted completes me

2. Skinner

   i'm sorry but this has to go high... he's hot in this

3. The First Man

   halloween wedding '90s ted = mwah perfection

4. Shocker

   loving this shy, dark-glasses moment !!

5. Intruder

   produce joe my LOVE!! upstaged by sam's looks in this though

6. Army of Darkness

   STOCKBOY TED!!!!!!!!!!

7. Maniac Cop 3: Badge of Silence

   a minute of reporter ted looking very cute!

8. Spider-Man

   hoffman is a very cute anxious man, i would kiss him for sure

9. Pledge of Allegiance

   sexy teacher ted AMAZING

10. Thou Shalt Not Kill... Except

    chain man is shirtless..... points

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

the bad man, ranked.... out of the ones i've seen that he has directed (missing jackie brown, death proof)

1. Reservoir Dogs
2. Kill Bill: Vol. 1
3. Inglourious Basterds
4. Kill Bill: Vol. 2
5. Django Unchained
6. Pulp Fiction
7. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
8. The Hateful Eight

the only ones i've seen, anyway..... (which is everything except bottle rocket)

1. Rushmore
2. The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou
3. Fantastic Mr. Fox
4. Moonrise Kingdom
5. The Grand Budapest Hotel
6. The Royal Tenenbaums
7. The Darjeeling Limited
8. Isle of Dogs

i really like bright colors and old tv remakes huh

• Addams Family Values

  DEBBIE

• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

  Willy Wonka Best Character

• Charlie's Angels

  the 2019 one sucks ass

  
  this one has Sam Rockwell (plus Sam dance), Thin Man, three groovy chicks, KICKASSERY

• Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

  now there are FOUR badass women !

  I WAS NEVER GOOD........
  I WAS GREAT
  *bang*

• The Flintstones

  B-52s THEME
  RICK MORANIS
  KYLE MACLACHLAN
  YES

• Spy Kids

  True Cinema

• Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

  Even Truer Cinema

• Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over

  I’ll Allow It

• The Brady Bunch Movie

  my..... heart......

• A Very Brady Sequel

  when they shanana na-na na na-na na...
  i Feel That

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.