last film of the year! i'm glad that i could end it off with a bang rather than a whimper (imagine if four christmases was the last film i watched in 2024 😭)

anyway, i don't have too terribly much to say on this film, other than i was very pleasantly surprised by it. i haven't seen the original (though i do really want to), but this version of it was really engaging, very well written, and genuinely quite scary.…

i'm in shambles. i'm inconsolable. i was able to recite every single jack black meme line from the trailers verbatim on this go around. when he said "i.... am steve" i found myself genuinely applauding. i laughed at EVERY. SINGLE. JOKE. i think i might be getting stockholm syndrome. did that one joke imply that jason momoa tried to have sex with a ghast? i have no idea. tears nearly came to my eyes at several points, watching this in…

masterpiece. the best film that has ever graced human creation. nothing else even compares to its writing, its acting, its direction; i can tell you all firsthand that this is the greatest movie that any of you will ever see. when minecraft steve played by jack black said "it's creepin' time" and creeped out those creepers i genuinely sobbed, top 3 moment in all of cinnamon. i cannot wait for martin scorcese to finally watch this astounding achievement in visual…

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE? I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS JOB. WHAT THE DUECE? DID I RUIN THE MOMENT? PLEASE [villain name], THIS ISN'T YOU! ERM, WHAT THE SCALLOP? *kills henchman* DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE ANY OTHER WISE COMMENTS? UM, GUYS? YOU MIGHT WANNA TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. I HATE MY JOB. IT'S LIKE WE'RE IN SOME SORT OF... BORDERLANDS. AAAAAWWWWWKWARD!!! DID I MISS SOMETHING? WOAH! GET A ROOM, YOU TWO! LEMME CATCH…