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i wish chevy chase jumped off the eiffel tower instead

fuck this movie lmao. at least josh hartnett was hot

there’s only so many ed sheeran needle drops i can handle in a movie before i start getting scared

flipping up my septum during the tattoo parlor scene…sobbing during tony todd’s scene… screaming my head off during the premonition… ohhh we are so back

honestly sir wilfred was guilty of serving cunt. i don’t use this term lightly. that man was catty as SHIT

tradition to close out any final destination marathon with the beauty that is miles fischer new romance

i absolutely love this movie. i love sam and molly. i love nathan. i love the cast. i love the effects. i love the way everything falls into place.

everytime one of those little teasers into how someone was gonna die played, brady just looked at me like :|

my friends and i when we are being chased by the evil forklift in blue home depot </3

every time that cop in his mid to late 30s starts getting close to that 19/20 year old girl i want to beat the shit out of everyone around me. kimberly corman is a LESBIAN!

genuinely my favorite movie. everything about this is such a comfort to me, even if it’s a little dark. final destination :)

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not to be angsty about this dumb weird ass movie that i love but — how often do you guys think steve thought about not being there for gavin that night?

every time i refer to this movie i say “oh i’m in heat” instead of “i’m watching heat”
also i want al pacino so bad it’s not even funny

absolutely insane. john cusack was acting his ass off toward that fridge.

pretty good!!! alcala is a huge pos that i’m glad i found out was dead. anna kendrick did a pretty good job w the source material, and i was genuinely uncomfortable and pissed off at a lot of scenes.

stephen glass won the male manipulator award of 2003

this was also super fun. i loved everyone’s performance and i must say chad donella was adorable i want to pinch his cheeks so bad dawg

those space faggots dinged the fuck mobile!!

RACHEL ZEGLER WORLD DOMINATION

this was so fun i knew from the first scene i was in for a good ride. a lot of fun, silly moments surrounded by pretty good gore and kills.

NEED me a man like this. also need me a woman like this. not in need of a ceo of sex thanks. 
it was so much fun it had me and my mom SCREAMING for most of it rip our neighbors <3

CHICK AND JAW KEY!!!

donald sutherland had that shit ON.

Watched on Wednesday April 2, 2025.

coolest damn movie i’ve ever seen in my life

the aspect ratio didn’t change on fandango and i got mad as hell

Watched on Thursday March 27, 2025.

going “gorilla mode” while beating up a fourteen year old and refusing to explain further

da vinki

there was so much double crossing in this shit and all of it was kind of obvious

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ok so the guy who swallowed the bug could’ve just pooped it out also when did he sneak out and why did they never notice that are they stupid. NO WATER??? you only get coke and sprite are you people stupid. go to hell.

i wanna make a deposit in HER — worlds horniest bank guy

fairly certain mrs oxford was just cooking normal british food

I LOVE ANGELA LANSBURY!!!

i forgot when i watched this. but i watched this. this was so unbelievably ass.

he drove very, very fast and they took away his license 

he also hit two people

hm. needed substantially more seann william scott

goldie hawn decides to shove a dwarf out of a window, into a barrel that he rolls down for several flights of stairs, before ending up in the sewers. all because he tried to sell her a bible

if it makes anyone feel better ernest’s ashes were thrown over a bridge after his death by his son

there is a NANOSCOPIC MAN in the HOSPITAL

man i miss alan rickman every single day

twelve changing his vote every five seconds, doodling random shit, playing tic tac toe in the middle of the deliberation, and constantly fidgeting… bro is LITERALLY me

tugboat

please i feel so stupid why was all the gunfire like THAT. the end credits were cool as hell though. also pretty good movie.

i would do anything to see more danny devito + arnold movies. please god.

Watched on Wednesday January 22, 2025.

I HAVE SEEN THINGS THAT WOULD MAKE ISAAC NEWTON CRAWL BACK INTO HIS MOTHERS WOMB

Watched on Friday January 17, 2025.

edward norton the greatest actor of all time

Watched on Thursday January 16, 2025.

brian cox was about to rip open that cell and start munching on people that guy was crazy

1. 12 Angry Men
2. Killers of the Flower Moon
3. The Silence of the Lambs
4. Nosferatu
5. Witness for the Prosecution
6. Primal Fear
7. Conclave
8. And Then There Were None
9. Final Destination Bloodlines
10. Frenzy

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1. Alien
2. Death Proof
3. Gone Girl
4. Ghost World
5. Kill Bill: Vol. 1
6. Death on the Nile
7. Longlegs
8. Good Will Hunting
9. The Hateful Eight
10. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood

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freaky starts the blu ray collection

• 10 Things I Hate About You
• 27 Dresses
• 30 Days of Night
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• 50/50
• (500) Days of Summer
• Airplane!
• American Pie
• American Pie 2
• American Wedding

...plus 211 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

guys oppenheimer beats barbie out by like 2 points for me i’m
sorry

1. Everything Everywhere All at Once
2. Black Swan
3. Donnie Darko
4. Oppenheimer
5. Bottoms
6. Scream VI
7. But I'm a Cheerleader
8. The Holdovers
9. Barbie
10. Little Miss Sunshine

...plus 127 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

i’m his number one fan i promise (WORK IN PROGRESS)

• American Pie

  yeah ofc this is number one, it’s his most iconic role

• Final Destination

  my introduction to him!!

• American Pie 2

  in my opinion the best american pie movie

• Dude, Where's My Car?
• Role Models
• American Wedding
• American Reunion
• Cop Out
• Road Trip
• Bloodline

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Call

  this concept was genuinely so fun to watch and had me on the edge of my seat

• Pearl

  watched this to say she’s just like me cause she’s my joker

• My Babysitter's a Vampire

  twilight for younger me

• Barbarian

  jutin log

• The Lost Boys

  oh to be a vampire in the 80's with my friends who are also vampires in the 80's

• Girl, Interrupted

  actually stunning movie that made me cry a fair few times. obsessed

• Evil Dead

  such a stunning movie

• X

  incredible, actually. better win any award they give it

• As Above, So Below

  ben feldman in horror is my fave genre

• Sleepaway Camp

  nothing could ever make me hate this movie i fear. it’s incredible

...plus 83 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Ginger Snaps
2. The Mist
3. Hereditary
4. Disturbing Behavior
5. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
6. Sleepaway Camp
7. Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed
8. My Little Eye
9. All Hallows' Eve
10. The Blair Witch Project

...plus 21 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.