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Absolute banger

Kind of a snore

Least shit film to feature a smartphone so heavily (low bar)

Fuck yeah! What actually happened though

Somehow it all felt a little … obvious? Did need to wee throughout though (irritable)

This was always going to live or die on their chemistry and unfortunately it died

I love Bridget just the way she is! Even if a little long and soppy

Everyone gamely trying to act their way into this being a good film (but it wasn’t)

v good for my rotting brain to absorb 3 hours+ of film as art not as entertainment (ie this was stunning but I did get bored in the middle)

Oh to be a 13 year old newlywed

Lily rose 10/10 good at contorting

A lesson in not being a total 10 when you’re younger, it will Fuck U Up!!! Also this was actually way too gross for me sorry 2 b a wimp

I’m sure this would be a medium ok play

god I loved this so much more the second time round, maybe I’m just older and less idealistic? This absolutely fucking nails the complexity of relationships and the messiness of people and I actually think it’s really beautiful and hopeful (she does still love him)

Maybe I should call my cousins

Justice for Muriel’s poor mum

Love this for the 55+ audience

Andrew Garfield’s constantly weepy eyes cancelled out by epic birth scene

Knives out but 50% less fun

Hot!!!!!

Pretty much exactly the plot I expected but twice as fucked up

Julia Roberts is the ultimate movie star!!!!! And yeah there’s some other creepy dudes but whatever

Goodbye my lovers goodbye my friends

I did fall asleep

Better on every rewatch, a perfect Christmas romcom

The traitors in fun outfits

Pure vibes and the vibes is crying into your tequila

Somehow both a lot more insane and a lot less fun that I expected

Fun and Christmassy!! Sort of!!

What am I doing with my one wild and precious life

If there had been any sexual chemistry whatsoever I may have enjoyed this

Ariana comic genius!!!!

Not very clever but quite scary

Would be 3.5 stars but that dress deserves half a star in itself

Truly diabolical… all these a-listers and this felt like a gcse drama film and not a good one.

Wibbly wobbly timey wimey… stuff

Were standards for men this low in 2001?? On the other hand, MM is undeniably FAF

Sorry but in 50 years’ time this will be regarded as a classic

The original romcom

Just not that funny :(((

‘I want’ is a shit drinking game

Going to retrain as a noble and brave American fighter pilot

Realised I’d already seen this film at exactly the moment we first see Kate Upton’s boobs. Honestly still a great time the second time around

Fun concept, mediocre execution

I’ve already forgotten this movie

Loses 1 star because there wasn’t a single ultimatum

This film made 100% more sense to me once I found out Lady Raven is M Night’s daughter and this is one giant ad for her music

‘She’s standing right next to you’ / ‘get some rest Pam, you look tired’ : two absolute zingers

This will always be my favourite action film

Nice but too many songs and too much Adam Levine