The Fly

1958

★★★½ Watched

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Totally Killer

2023

★★★★½ Liked Watched

you see, time happens all at once. it’s like a river.

now why the hell did this line make me cry? 

kiernan shipka elevates scenes she’s in even when she has to blurt out ridiculous lines and especially when her character is surrounded by fucking imbeciles. but i thought most of the actors in this were great! what a joy it is to watch a film that is actually entertaining and funny instead of a bore! (my latest 2 watched films shade) oh this is a future classic

Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore

2010

★★★★★ Liked Watched

i was 30 minutes into it when i knew that what i was watching was a cinematic masterpiece. 

“contrary to your belief, all cats aren’t evil.” 

the anti-cat propaganda ends NOW!!!! we cheered 

“cats and dogs will have to work together” 

“this is historic. three species coming together, putting aside our differences to solve a mystery.”

let’s fucking go!!! no but i genuinely enjoyed this one so much wtf 😭😭 not even in a “it’s so bad it became good”…

Shaun of the Dead

2004

★★½ Watched

finally watched this! i heard a lot of good things about this one but it started slow and not that funny so i was worried. if the plot had been like the end, with zombies being active of society, i probably would have liked it more. some fun scenes but not enough for the rating to be higher. 

and jesus, ed was not likable at all. i kept actively rooting for his demise. if you’re gonna be this unlikable at least be thrilling to watch, charismatic. something. also the random n word jumpscare?

American Mary

2012

★★★★ Watched

rapist tears, music to my ears 🥰 katharine isabelle 🥰

this made me have war flashbacks regarding some awful surgeons from the past and also made me want to do some body mods even more..interesting

Pearl

2022

★★★★★ Liked Watched

i did not expect…to cry this hard. i’m going to add this one to my top 4 and i’m definitely also adding it to my “films that feel like me” list. 

you know what…i wish all films could be filmed and edited like this, with similar music. it would never ever get old to me. it’s just so peaceful, comforting and a big reason why i tend to prefer how older films look and sound like (i’m aware this film…

Nope

2022

★★★ Watched

i liked the message about the exploitation of wild animals but expected more from this film and was unfortunately disappointed. i didn’t feel any connection to the story nor characters and while not bored, i wasn’t entertained either. the chimp part was the only truly “entertaining” and chilling part of the story and the reason why my rating didn’t go to “waste of time” hell in the first place. and that tmz guy was really fucking annoying. during some scenes, i thought i was watching a comedy instead of a horror film; mind you i barely let out a chuckle.

Crawl

2019

★★★½ Liked Watched

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American Psycho

2000

★★½ Watched

tw: jared leto jumpscare 

i think my mask of sanity is about to slip

me when i reached my social quota for the day but people still try to talk to me
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when the opening credits dropped, i thought this film was gonna be right up my alley, alas it wasn’t meant to be.

The Substance

2024

★★★★½ Liked Watched

the ending shocked me so much i forgot how to speak in my own language for a moment. it’s been a while since a film had such an effect on me. often when people hype up a film, i end up being disappointed because i had such high expectations which the film ended up not meeting. but this time i say: BELIEVE THE HYPE!!!

it gets harder each time to that you still deserve to exist

i almost cried. then i thought about it some more and cried for real.

absolutely fantastic.

The Night Eats the World

2018

★★★ Watched

he’s just like me because i would risk it all to get a cat too

alfred was so cute

Barefoot Gen

1983

★★★★½ Liked Watched

, never give up!

don’t worry, you have my word. i never will. you two have shown me that nothing is impossible!