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“sometimes you want something so badly and then suddenly you just…don’t.”

the dangers of never recovering from high school trauma 

ma had some iconic lines and she has to be the cutest serial killer ever, octavia spencer has such an adorable face. and she’s an amazing actress 

when she had that final confrontation with juliette lewis?? masterclass in acting

my dog ed away a few hours ago and this is how i cope. it’s comforting to think she’s now in a more peaceful place. 

“will i ever see you again?”
“sure. sure you will, kid. you know, goodbyes aren’t forever.”

rest in peace. 💔

Watched on Wednesday May 28, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 25, 2025.

my dad thought it was great but way too sad

Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.

Watched on Friday May 23, 2025.

had a promising start. introduced interesting themes but didn’t deal with them in an interesting way. unfortunate. and the pacing was really weird. rayane was hot tho 🏃‍♀️

“it’s a famine of beauty, honey! my eyes are starving for beauty.” is what i told myself before deciding to watch the 4k restoration of suspiria. after watching the magnificent film the ugly stepsister, i needed to find another film as pretty (albeit in a different way) 

questionable acting, horrible dubbing, sometimes obnoxious music but the film is so pretty (THE COLORS! the cinematography! set design!), the effects are so cool and the atmosphere is so entrancing, that it doesn’t even matter. every single shot matters and is a beautiful (sometimes disgusting) masterpiece. i’d say it’s a stylish with little substance kind of film but i’m bewitched either way. third act was the best. another comfort film, potentially?

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loved the practical effects! but probably the most disgusting film i’ve ever watched. surprisingly funny at times tho. would have been more fun if in the end they realized that they were both infected and then got rescued, lmao. so where is the oscar nomination for the first dog we saw and that played The Thing?

“you’re changing your outside to fit what you know is on the inside.”

the horrors we inflict on ourselves and others in order to fit into toxic beauty standards, often to please people who aren’t even worth it. whimsy mixed with body horror, they really made this for me! more beautiful films like this please!! the score, the cinematography, the sets, the costumes, the acting! it’s a yes from me. maybe a slightly better ending would have made my rating higher but it was still fine. maybe even potential comfort film? (what?)

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GIRLS GET IT DONE!!!

being dickmatized can lead you to terrible, terrifying places…
i thought this was gonna be a typical cannibal story but this was somehow worse? (complimentary) and i wouldn’t be surprised if this exact thing was happening for real. history taught us that human depravity knows no limits 

mollie is best friend goals 

the delayed opening credits? gag (complimentary)

YELLOWJACKETS S2 SPOILERS

“becoming one with somebody else, forever. and that’s…that’s a beautiful thing. thats surrender. thats love.” ok shauna shipman

how did i get tricked into watching a found footage film (derogatory) when it was so obvious? anyway…i’m pissed 😭 waste of time with annoying ass cheap jumpscares and a stupid main character. there were moments where it looked like it might actually get good but then……nothing.

jesus, this was so dystopian. but probably what we have to “look forward to”………and in a way it’s already happening 

sharlto copley…i KNEW i had seen this hateful face before (not talking about district 9) …in maleficent! 👹

elysium was sometimes cheesy (derogatory) and not in a way i like. it almost lost me a few times, definitely not as good as district 9. but there were some really cool scenes, so………….

i wonder if someday it’ll be possible to merge people with an exoskeleton through surgery. and i also really liked the concept of med-bays

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this is how you immediately grab my attention!! from the very first few minutes i was hooked and it just kept getting more interesting which is a lot coming from me because i’m not the biggest fan of “found footage/documentary style” films 

seeing the main character be so cocky and then lose everything in just a moment was satisfying lmao who’s laughing now? see how fast the oppressor becomes the oppressed? see how fast the predator becomes the prey? deserved! he had his moments but he still lowkey was a piece of shit until near the end of the film ☠️ how dare he put christopher and his baby (🤍🤍🤍) in danger 🫵🤧 well tbh…most of the humans in this were garbage. anyway, loved it!

the fact that out of 78 i’ve only seen two films sean pertwee is in but both are werewolf films, lol. 

too many annoying character decisions
interesting werewolf design but damn it was hideous lmao 

not really sure how i feel about this one but it wasn’t bad and genuinely terrifying at times plus you can’t really go wrong with werewolves‼️

insufferably bloated runtime, introducing interesting ideas but barely doing anything with them, i’m pissed. but the twists were fun.

Watched on Thursday May 8, 2025.

next level parasocial mental illness 

some good ideas with an unsatisfying execution

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“if only there was a mathematical equation for love.”

“dr bernard hazelhof says my brain is defective but one day there will be a cure for my disability. i do not like it when he says this. i do not feel disabled, defective or in need to be cured. i like being an aspie. it would be like…trying to change the color of my eyes.”

how sweet, moving and devastating was this film? 😢 
“dr bernard hazelhof says it is good to have goals but not stupid ones like mine.” well dr bernard can STFU
 
a chocolate hotdog sounds outrageous tho

this lowkey was a horror movie, omg…

“do you ever get the feeling that people are incapable of not caring?” unfortunately sometimes they care in their own shitty ways 

“being in debt is better than being dead” is it tho?

great acting from brendan fraser and hong chau and………thomas was a very annoying character, more annoying than ellie tbh. like i could actually feel empathy for ellie sometimes but he was just? annoying and useless

this was a snoozefest. barefoot gen was so much better.

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“this beast—and mark my words it is a beast—deep down i need it to make sense, too. i need to know why it is the way it is and why it does what it does and then i will remind the beast that it, like the world, has absolutely no hold over me.” KINGGG

not the first victim being the dog, come on 🤬

i like when vampires look like terrifying hideous beasts! amazing design!

at long last, i’m watching this one. brought me back to my THG obsession days. it immediately felt absolutely epic! sorry but i think this is my fave thg film. everyone was fantastic and of course i almost cried (twice)

“you really wanna take care of me in that arena? start by thinking i can actually win.” QUEEN

rachel and her beautiful voice! 

“come to beg for her life?” the way this was barely a question sent chills down my spine, viola davis was terrifying in this role!

this film probably would have devastated me if i had watched it in middle school

i saw how beautiful the film looked (the cinematography! the sets! the atmosphere in general) and was wondering if the arrival of the martians was gonna disrupt that (considering the outdated cgi) but it was fine, not too jarring and the martians were funny cute little murderous creatures. it was a fun silly film, i just wish it was funnier! the martians were the funniest thing in this, of course.

“i gotta go in a new direction. anything i can do to keep my hands busy, i’m gonna do. otherwise, i think maybe it’s gonna be a suicide.”

there’s something so warm and cozy about wes anderson’s films even when the scenes are in black and white. even if i liked this one less than the other three i’ve seen, i feel like none of his films are gonna be a waste of time because of how rich they are. they’re so well-made. this one actually kind of made me feel how i felt in my old home…in a weird but good way. i also loved the switch to animation!! we even got cats!

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*film about dogs*
me: how can i make this about cats?

poor little cats did nothing wrong and still went to jail 

also proposing the death penalty for being mean to a dog…valid

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ughh wes anderson’s films are so pretty what the hell. i want to go inside them. when a film is this beautiful with a stop-motion this good, a 4 (at least) is secured. you can’t go below that. and the score!

“there’s a lot of attitudes going on around here. don’t let me get one” LMFAO

“you’re supposed to be my lab partner”
“i am”
“no you’re not. you’re disloyal” im sorry but ash was fucking hilarious in fact a lot of characters were 

“they’ll kill the children.”
“over my dead body, they will.”
“that’s what i’m saying, you’d be dead too in that scenario.” ⚰️⚰️ im crying 

the wolf scene omg 😭😭😭 wow 

and microtus pennsylvvanicus!!! so cute!!! i will definitely rewatch this…….

“rudeness is merely the expression of fear. people fear they won’t get what they want. the most dreadful and unattractive person only needs to be loved, and they will open up like a flower.”

how GORGEOUS was this film? this is my first wes anderson film. a feast for my eyes and ears. prettiest film ever. not only gorgeous but surprisingly funny too! it comes at no surprise that i love his style considering one of my favorite films ever is submarine (2010) which i heard for a long time looks similar to anderson’s style. if i were to have a film made about my life i’d want it directed by richard ayoade and wes anderson! maybe it’s time for me to devour the latter’s filmography. 

that cat scene was unnecessary tho 🏃‍♀️

the concept of pearl being one of my comfort movies

souls don’t die 

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“she gave up everything for him. her title, her wealth, her position in the world. now she’s lost him. i’ll not hear a word spoken against them. this is a love story.” 

mrs bolton was a real one!! for a moment i thought she was gonna stab them in the back but she was actually a real lover and said her ship wasn’t going down…not on her watch!!

“there’s a little flame between us. it’s always burning. and i’ve come to believe that tending a fire like that is…purpose enough for any life.”

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“i don’t think…that my point of view…fits into belief or disbelief. i think there’s an entire spectrum that your game is neglecting.” i felt that 
it started off great but kinda fell apart unfortunately. still an enjoyable watch with fantastic performances from all 3 main actors (especially hugh grant)! 

“you know, ‘with great power comes great responsibility.’”
“spiderman.”
“voltaire.”
“right.” ⚰️⚰️⚰️

“because i want to know the truth, and because the only way out is through.”
“robert frost?”
“swamp thing.” ⚰️

and off topic but am i crazy or did sister paxton look like a fully white zendaya during some scenes? nvm🚶‍♀️

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it’s always a pleasure to see sophie thatcher and jack quaid in something. not at all what i expected but it was fun! i do tend to enjoy stories about robots like the ones in this anyway so this wasn’t gonna get lower than 3. if you like stories with robots like this i recommend you the show humans (2015)

it should be illegal for someone (sophie) to look this cute while covered in blood what the hell 

i also really liked the eye effects  

“you’re a great guy. you are. but this—this—us. it’s not working. it’s—we’re on two totally different paths.”
“two totally different paths? what the fuck is happening? are you breaking up with me?”

imagine being such a loser that you get dumped by a robot made just for you and that was programmed to love you ⚰️

“i just wanted to live.”

i wish it went deeper into robot ethics but i guess it just wasn’t that kind of movie 

mind you these robots were more human than fuckass josh 

all things considered beep-boop is such a vile nickname ☠️

“i’d be lying if i said you weren’t a gigantic fucking pain in my ass but…you know, we did have some good times together, and…i’m always gonna cherish those.” wait i felt that but it’s still fuck him

how has it taken me this long to watch this for the first time? i feel like my life just changed. yeah i’m adding this to my top 4 i fear…idk + idc if that makes me basic either. like wym im still crying while typing this LMFAO. i cried like three times. or 4 idk. from the first few minutes i already knew i would love this film. it immediately felt like a warm hug. the cinematography, the costumes, the sets, the dialogue, the acting, the music, the story, the atmosphere…not one scene was a waste of time. it’s probably the first time i see a film is this long and wish it was longer. it was like a day i never wanted to see end. is this the perfect film? yes. now i want to read the novel. also i internally screamed during the hand scene 

“if your feelings are still what they were last april, tell me so at once. my affections and wishes have not changed but one word from you will silence me forever. if, however, your feelings have changed, i would have to tell you, you have bewitched me, body and soul and i love…i love…i love you.” should i kill myself?

yeah this won’t be the last time i watch this…i expect to rewatch this many, many times…the hype is absolutely deserved…oh god my heart hurts 🥀 i feel so aliveeee

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“a young woman who rents out cats to lonely old folks finds her life turned upside down when a young man from her past shows back up in her life.” …upside down. please. her life barely moved an inch. in fact this whole film was pretty repetitive. relaxing to watch but nothing to write home about either. bittersweet tho. i feel like this would have worked better as an animated film…but at least there were cats! time with cats is never wasted 

“after grandma died, a hole opened up in my heart. because grandma died, every morning was too damn bright. i got hungry three times a day for no good reason. the stupid sun set every night and the stupid moon came out. the sickening spring would end, then the crazy summer would come and go. i was filled with sadness. i thought there was no way to fill the hole in my heart. but the cats helped to fill it little by little.”

“a lot of people are too lonely to think straight. there’s a lot of sadness that people can’t get over. so today, i’ll lend cats to some lonely people. so they can fill the holes in their hearts.” 

LONELY CAT LADY FINAL BOSS

it’s raining 
it’s raining in my heart too
it’s raining in your heart too 

unfortunately i could never have a rent-a-cat business because i wouldn’t/couldn’t trust strangers with my cats no matter how nice those strangers seemed.

“cats are more discerning nowadays. they prefer fish cake to dried fish.” my cat recognizing cheaper wet food vs more expensive wet food (of course he prefers the more expensive one) 

“we have a problem, ma’am. pets are not allowed here at japon rent-a-car. they may cause inconvenience to other customers.”

“but there aren’t any other customers.” ⚰️⚰️

also when that lady at japon-rent-a-cat pushed the C button and the cat suddenly appeared. i want that! i want that!

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i will probably make that dance sequence my whole personality for at least a week. if everything in this film had been as peak as this scene, this would have been a 5/5 for sure. spiritually orgasmic. 

that being said. i’m bummed i didn’t like this one as much as i thought i would. a lot to like: the performances (michael b jordan and jack o’connell stood out to me the most but everyone was great. jack tho..it was like seeing an old friend), the cinematography, the music, using vampirism as a metaphor for cultural assimilation, the illusion of freedom…but the story itself kind of fell flat to me. while some scenes dragged, others felt rushed. it never felt quite…right. except for that scene, of course. the switch to the vampirism was also jarring, for a moment i thought i was watching a totally different film and even when the vampires came into the picture, everything happened too fast. the human-vampire fight was underwhelming, it felt rushed…so did the ending. well, the first one. yeah, you have to stay until after the end credits for this one. there was a lot of potential for this to be great in my eyes but it never reached it. i just…expected way more. but this is objectively not a bad film. it can’t be bad with a dance sequence like this. 🫶 (will i ever shut up about this scene? no🤍)

watching a cat movie on my cat’s birthday…makes sense. but also had to watch this one considering ryan coogler said this film inspired him to make sinners and if sinners (which i will watch soon) is as amazing as the last fight between puss and Death…i’m in. (even if it was too easily resolved) 

“and i don’t mean metaphorically, or rhetorically or poetically or theoretically or in any other fancy way. i’m Death…straight up.” automatically (🤓) one of my new fave characters, ever. in fact, i know i already said that a film in which cats have a prominent role can’t go lower than 3 but this one truly was at its best whenever the wolf/Death was on screen. like, he truly elevated everything. truly a sick-looking villain, truly terrifying with AURA. and i wish he appeared more often because unfortunately, i was led to believe i would like this film way more than i actually did. don’t get me wrong, definitely better than the first one with excellent animation (and the textureeees) but i didn’t find it that funny, i thought some scenes dragged and had the potential to be better. i was also kinda indifferent towards the music. there were some cool new characters tho (not all of them) and realistic depiction of a panic attack. 

“your ‘just right’…is getting rid of us?” ⚰️💔😐😢

a heart for the animation and Death.

to flee is life 
to linger, death 

felt like a goosebumps episode. cool. except the haunted mask was so much better and scarier. 

the acting from the parents was so bad and empty it looked like they were aliens wearing human suits not to mention they were annoying as fuck. how are you more annoying than a 14 year old, a 9 year old and a 6 year old? and don’t get me started with the mom’s annoying ass laugh wtf was wrong with her☠️ but the kids saved this from being a snoozefest and i liked the cheap terrible effects 🤷‍♀️

the boogedy man sounded like the fairy godmother from cinderella with his cringe boogedy boogedy boo. bibbidi-bobbidi-boo 🪄

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why are there so many banner options for that ugly asshole rabbit but not any for bigwig? -on his own- (best character btw) but at least the asshole didn’t cower in the face of danger and went straight in attack mode when he saw the dog. he talked shit and could back it up. 

“men have always hated us.”
“no. they just destroyed the warren because we were in their way.”
“they’ll never rest until they’ve spoiled the earth.”

not as traumatizing as the plague dogs but still pretty fucked up. loved the voice acting and atmosphere which gave me the same uncomfortable and melancholic feeling as the voice acting in the plague dogs which makes sense considering it’s from the same director/producer/writer!

the different looking rabbits reminded me of the lion king 2 and jesus that bird acted like a friend who’s been told to look at someone who’s behind them DISCREETLY and then they turn around and do the exact opposite ⚰️ also that female cat named CAT’s (wtf) owner always prevented her from eating (i had to mention the cat in some way) #rude (but also good because the food was one of our dear rabbits) 

i thought it dragged a bit at some point but it’s fine. maybe i was/i’m just too tired.

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“did you see the look in her eye? she’s like a cute chucky!”

i laughed so hard and had an amazing time lmfao idgaf the (female) sloth was able to read, write, use a laptop, use a phone, post on social media (and got triggered by a post on said social media), got chased by cops while driving a car on her way to suffocate a girl who was at the hospital because of her in the first place, did a slow villain chair reveal, used a sword, took a selfie with the girl she was about to kill to provoke the main character, wore a tiara to assert dominance, knew how to dispose of bodies, killed her ab, killed a crocodile that was about to kill her, started attacking the sorority when she got BETRAYED (and other stuff im forgetting) and you expect me to rate this any less than 5 stars and a heart? stfu. this is CAMP done the right way! this is CINEMA. behold, our new horror queen, alpha! (m3gan you’re NOTHING)

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FIRST 5 STAR OF THE YEAR, HELL YEAH! i cried like, three times. 

“i intended to study you a day or two, but then i wished to know more. you compelled me.”

me with obsessions throughout the years 

anyway i have arachnophobia but some spiders are really cute! in fact, i once cried over the death of one! (and now i cried because of the death of this one…) me @ huntsman spiders: see how hanuš the spider was very cute, very polite, very sweet-sounding and tried to make jakub comfortable as much as he could instead of terrifying him with sudden movements? (except when his boundaries were crossed) LEARN SOMETHING FROM THIS! 

“you have many boundaries, skinny human. perhaps they are the cause of your loneliness.” 🥀

“why commit to a promise if it can readily be broken? what purpose does such a commitment serve?”

“you long for your mate only once she leaves. why? where was this yearning when you were together?” 

“this strife…with your lenka, it stirs something in me i do not recognize. your memories are making me…depressed? but the spread made of hazelnut did make my realization seem less unpleasant.” 

“the pain that it causes, is it of value to you?”

“she feels your lies inside her. you welcomed her sadness. all these broken pledges except for the one you made to your great discovery. how could you fail to see that she, one day, would lose the will to believe in you?”

“with great conviction you do not even try to understand your mate. to what end? it is impossible to connect with someone who does not want to see anything but himself, who only wants to connect when it serves him. at first i thought it was your kind’s nature, selfishness, shortsightedness. but through your lenka, i now see it. it is you. your loneliness is self-inflicted.” 

“my interest in you has expired.” end him lmao 
but when they hugged tho!! 😭😭😭💔
best spider since charlotte! too many great quotes from him! he has touched my heart! and i probably would have liked interstellar more had he been in it 🚶‍♀️ this film is kinda like..interstellar mixed with eternal sunshine of the spotless mind 

“it’s time, isn’t it? i feel you slipping away.”

“yes, it is inevitable. it’s not without some fear but i can leave you now.” 

“i begin and i end here.” im heartbroken wtf 😢

“yes we’re all connected, but it takes real magic to connect the right people at the right time.”

first of all, who is that impostor on the poster…the cat in this was a grown ass man, not a kitten

you don’t decide to watch a film like this and expect oscar-worthy performances, cinematography, screenplay or anything of quality, really so it didn’t really matter and all things considered all of this was better than expected. the royalty-free music was kinda obnoxious during some parts because it didn’t fit at all lmao. beautiful scenery tho. besides the cat (“SQUEAKY” irl), tina and her mother were clearly the best actors in this. i can easily see them fitting in in a better film. no film with a cat as a main character is ever a waste of time so no matter what, this couldn’t go lower than a 3/5 but the cat talking with the subpar special effect on its mouth and his deep voice cracking me up + the scene of them saving him with the magical necklace (with once again subpar effects) warming my heart made it rise to 4 STARS AND A HEART. #absolutecinema 

when twink #1 said “what do you do when you like a girl?” i was just like…*britney voice* girl? 🤨 like the director was clearly setting up something with twink #2, alas

"your impression is terrible, but the movies seem good. not enough cats though." me whenever i watch most films..NOT ENOUGH CATS

"that's the problem with you humans, you're all so concerned with knowing the destination, you forget to enjoy the trip."

“you need to stop selling yourself short. if you keep living and learning and reaching out, the life you think you’re missing is going to land right in your lap.”

of course the most thoughtful quotes of this film are coming from THE CAT. i expected nothing less 

you got cats protecting their owners against robbers, dangerous dogs, saving them from imminent death, beating up bears, tigers and gators…and you also got cats making people realize their own power and helping them find romantic and platonic love! cats can do it all!

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“i don’t want to grow up…if it hurts like this.” felt. 
i love the way the scenes with the cats were shot. obviously the film was at its best when it focused solely on the cats and not the humans with their boring drama and subpar acting. it even seems like it was filmed better when it was just the cats on screen. maybe i’m biased because i was more invested 🤷‍♀️ but i would have preferred more cats and less humans. madeleine was kinda cool but i’m judging that pro outdoor-cat stance. said outdoors that almost killed him. but they knew better than to kill that cat. i was about to be more pissed than i was when the annoying little girl told rroû (wtf kind of name is that btw) not to come back home just because he did what cats like to do because of their instinct: kill mice. 
that cat was way braver and more adventurous than my cat btw. also had a better love life too. his facial expressions, his physical acting, his comedic timing…where is his oscar?! the score was really cool too, very enchanting and all the cats and other animals were adorable. had this been only about rroû, i probably would have given this 5 stars and a heart. alas.

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“what’s he doing?!”
“he’s being affectionate!”
“well, it hurts!”
“well…love hurts.”

my first audible reaction to a movie about a dog: “is that a fucking cat??” (well, actually i think it was a kitten..)

well, i was expecting a fun, family-friendly film that would make me laugh or at least cringe. and while some parts were indeed cringe, i didn’t expect the amount of times i almost cried while watching this…nor did i expect to cry at all which is exactly what ended up happening in the third act! this was simultaneously so heartwarming and heartbreaking. and very surprising. the violence of some scenes?! the twist?! not to mention that one scene with all the different animals which looked pretty similar to the film the plague dogs…even with the chimpanzee! but thankfully with a much better ending. i also liked the ethereal, dreamy look of fluke’s memories and the score was also really good and “warm”. were some parts of it scottish or irish?
the fact that the dogs who played fluke and rumbo weren’t nominated for any oscar tho….a dog (two dogs) robbed. i mean, that death scene?

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“a heavy tax shall be levied against all parasites and sponges such as the elderly, the infirm, and especially…hehe, little children.”
this quote…not to mention the drink spiking…they don’t make daring, scary and atmospheric disney movies like this anymore. bring back 2D animation in disney movies!!!

not one of my fave disney films, way more boring than i . even the clocktower scene when ratigan fully embraces his rat-ness/wild side, which is the best scene in this (also the only scene i could before rewatching because how could i forget THAT scene), couldn’t elevate it so it will stay at 3/5. but he was still genuinely terrifying during it, one of the scariest disney villains. but i wish vincent price had used a slightly deeper voice for him overall. it was still fine tho. anyway, speaking of terrifying: that ugly ass bat. also the opening scene (with that ugly ass bat)
i also forgot there was a cute cat in this but she was one of the villains and her end was terrible so that’s anti-cat propaganda to me! *crowd booing*

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“everything bad comes out of my head, don’t you see? perhaps dying…even dying doesn’t stop it.”

almost cried. another animated film that isn’t for kids. from the very first few seconds, i immediately regretted choosing this film.
my heart immediately felt heavy. 

“why do they do it, snitter? i’m not a bad dog.” 💔💔💔

snitter accidentally causing the death of the 2 people who actually cared about his well-being…will i ever recover? i literally made this face when the gun accidentally went off: 😳

“i’d rather die here than in the whitecoats’ tank. it’s little enough dignity we‘ve got left.”

i really liked the voice acting from the ones who voiced the main dogs in this, especially rowf. it felt…melancholic? 

i also had a feeling that at least one of the three was going to die but i was still very sad when it happened. rip the tod 😭😭💔💔💔

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“felicity, we’re talking about murder!”
“murder? oh, i’m sure you’re wrong. i think it’s more likely that it’s sex that’s just gone too far.”

cult, sex, graphic violence, gruesome murders, eugenics. definitely not an animated film for kids but also definitely something i would have watched as a kid. 

“the killer has to be a sex machine himself who doesn’t like competition from others and decided to wipe them out. or else he has a general objection to fornication.”

i literally yelled “NOOOOO” when they showed felicity’s decapitated body 😭😭😭😭 WHYYYYYYYYY she was so sweet fuck my entire life 😭😭😭
“her eyes were wide open, as though even with her last breath, the one thing she longed desperately for was to see.” 💔💔💔

unfortunately the twist and overall third act were underwhelming but i still enjoyed the film! it was good! you can’t really go wrong with cats anyway..

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• Videodrome

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films i really liked watching for the first time in 2024 (not ranked)

• The Substance
• Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person
• MaXXXine
• Barefoot Gen
• Trap
• The Fly
• Spree
• Videodrome
• Lisa Frankenstein
• Beetlejuice

...plus 27 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.