Chris Patron

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Favorites are the top 4 (first) viewings from the previous month

Favorite films

  • Air Force One
  • Cleaner
  • The Godfather
  • Kraven the Hunter

All
  • Paycheck

    ★½

  • The Final Destination

    ★★★½

  • Jobs

    ★★★½

  • Mission: Impossible

    ★★★★½

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest

2006

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched


Honestly the best final 30 seconds in the history of cinema.

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Paycheck

2003

★½ Watched

“If you show someone their future, they have no future.”

2000s Ben Affleck really did go through some hard times when it came to leading action movies. Honestly hard to believe he was able to make a comeback in that aspect. 

There’s some cool aspects in this, but it’s too long, overly complicated at parts, and could’ve been better with another lead.

The Final Destination

2009

★★★½ Rewatched

“We just lost a really hot MILF.”

I don’t care what y’all say, this might be the worst of the franchise, but it’s fun.

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American Pie Presents: Girls' Rules

2020

★½ Watched

Greg Heffley: From Wimpy Kid to Pussy Slayer.

The Ringer

2005

★★★★★ Liked 1

When the fuck did we get ice cream?”

A lot of people immediately wrote this movie off due to its premise, which is completely fair, but once you get past the first 30 minutes, it’s actually heartfelt and a movie about friendship  too. It also did get a blessing from the Special Olympics themselves. 

If you aren’t a fan of Johnny Knoxville, you most likely won’t enjoy this at all, but I still love it and find it extremely quotable. Possibly the best use of the one “f bomb” allowed in a PG13 movie too.