conny

always /srs never /j

i've never watched a good movie in my life

Favorite films

  • Alien
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Serial Mom
  • Clue

All
  • Sinners

    ★★★

  • Flow

    ★★★★★

  • Death of a Unicorn

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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Sinners

2025

★★★ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Flow

2024

★★★★★ Watched

lovely 

animation is a world unto itself and flow gives the medium a good reputation

animation is beautiful. there are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see. this great little cat made me feel. what a big beautiful day he had.

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Totally F***ed Up

1993

★★★★★ 2

gag-o-rama

it’s not even that the events of this homo movie by gregg araki are even that sad by homo movie standards… i mean i know this predates the deluge of fagsploitation movies from the last 20 years… but araki makes such likable and nuanced and realistic caricatures that any sad events are more impactful than any of the gay guy sob story movies of subsequent decades…

it’s because this movie isn’t a sob story that it becomes fucked up…

Nowhere

1997

★★★½ Liked Watched

okay i had to sleep on this one 

i think this piece went a little off the rails just because we were doing a lot

the focus of the first two movies in the Teen Apocalypse trilogy was on multiple people but was highly honed in on those few people… here we were about 20 minutes in still introducing principle characters and i think it just left less screen time for the characters we already knew

loved the televangelists making…

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