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Favorite films

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2
  • WALL·E
  • Swiss Army Man
  • Cloud Atlas

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  • Final Destination Bloodlines

    ★★★★

  • Nathan for You: Finding s

    ★★★★½

  • Harpazo

    ★★★★

  • Thunderbolts*

    ★★★★½

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Pizza Party Massacre

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

"We're dealing with a trained professional: a delivery boy, and the BEST damn delivery boy this town has ever seen!"

Ethan Hall's Pizza Party Massacre is exactly the kind of Shot-on-Video horror that's my jam. Tons creativity, tons of camp, tons of laughs. Also a good amount of gore! It knows exactly what it wants to be and it achieves that goal with grace. I had a blast watching this movie and the second it gets a physical media release I'll be there!

The Crow

2024

★½ Watched

"The Crows will guide you."

Bro the crows didn't do shit.

Pls help me I'm failing to solve my girlfriend's murder and all you're doing is perching on buildings and flying by me when it's aesthetically pleasing.

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The Wizard of Oz

1939

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Seen @ Mahoning Drive-In's opening weekend 2025

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

1971

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

Seen @ Mahoning Drive-In's opening weekend 2025

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The Golden Com

2007

★★★ Liked 11

I used to go to sunday school and the weekend this came out they gave us notices to show our parents saying "Do not take your kids to see this movie. In The Golden Com book series they fight God." I gave the letter to my dad. He looked at it, looked at me, and then drove to the movie theater and we saw this.

The God-fighting is a later book and Dad was disappointed.



EDIT: Since this is my biggest review, as a bonus I'll also let you know my confirmation name was Wolfgang.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

2005

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

There need to be more movies where the characters win with weaponized depression.