deeply bizarre movie, for better or worse the most Kojimaesque blockbuster of the 21st century; they can't release METAL GEAR SOLID 4: GUNS OF THE PATRIOTS ALL CUTSCENES 4K in theaters but they can recreate it in the aggregate — even down to a heartfelt conversation with someone you once gave diarrhea

Does James Cameron know about Katy O’Brien?

this shit makes the Angry Video Game Nerd movie look like Lawrence of Arabia I s2g

I bought this movie on iTunes by mistake and when I tried to tell my parents they told me they were getting a divorce

no more class commentary from people who’s parents have blue names on Wikipedia

Exhausting. No more erotic thrillers made by sexless losers for the love of god. Elordi innocent.