me: i will NOT fall prey to yet another tale of disastrous violence and broken youth and tragic homoeroticism
claudio giovannesi, an intellectual: for one of the main roles, i've picked this kid who looks and acts exactly like oscar isaac
me: it's not gonna work claudio i am strong
pasquale marotta: *exists*
tyson: *helium-y falsetto* staje tutt'ailoviù
me: THESE ARE MY CHILDREN AND I WANT TO DIE FOR THEM

claudio giovannesi, even more of an intellectual: *puts a solid…