Best part about dating someone who has seen like zero movies is getting to show them The Godfather and watching with bated breath as Sonny drives up to the toll booth and then again when Apollonia gets into the bomb car. God I love movies.

Sure okay but why are movies always trying to get me to sympathize with middle aged men who somehow haven't developed a conscience yet? And why is it always Bill Murray?

Please never let this man write a script again

I need a new slice of life hangout movie about all the different subcultures/interests/hobbies once a month for the rest of my life