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This weeks ReelTok Patreon Review!!

72/100

Emma’s official review: “I like that they gave Snape a lot more screen time in this one” 

She didn’t once praise his hair though (I told her multiple times before how great it is in this one)

83/100

I really don’t think the team creating this understood the original film… full thoughts this week on The ReelTok Podcast :)

32/100

The Best Mission Impossible

Emma said: “Did he just f*cking die???” For Serius which can only mean one thing, we’ve got her invested boys

90/100

I have a take that unfortunately I do not think Phillip Seymour Hoffman is very good in this 🫣

59/100

This is very much the worst one… but Ethan’s hair is the best

41/100

6 HOURS LEFT GO NOW

Every time a mask is removed in this franchise I let out a primal scream of joy

73/100

Kurt Russel and Val Kilmer do NOT belong in this film… they are most certainly not western. Cool movie tho

78/100

Emma Walsh official review: “Good! But why did they make Voldemort look so yucky”

74/100

Emma’s official first watch review: “it was fine” but like in an enthusiastic way. We will take that

83/100

The movie itself I’m still happy with a 3.5 but I can tell you I care much much more about it now

73/100

Getting Emma to watch through these and she described it as “silly and cute, I can see why a kid would like this”

59/100

bad take to say this is a bad movie folk. This is a wonderful movie. Has some weak moments but has one of the greatest endings to a trilogy of all time. The ewoks are fun!

Reeltok Star Wars breakdown this week!

79/100

The best movie of all time, never in doubt

100/100

STAR WARS POD ON REELTOK THIS WEEK

95/100

I waited 45 minutes for A New Hope to in the airport and only got to 70%. Panic ed this on the plane right before take off. L Disney+, W MAX if we’re being honest.

79/100

I have finally convinced the fellas to do a Star Wars pod. This is the way 

Monday on The ReelTok Podcast :)

Obviously I’ve watched this a number of times but this was the first time in while and frankly it’s just not that hard to understand

Also what’s Joseph Gordon Levitt up to these days

96/100

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I have so much joy. A story rich CBM that makes me feel these kind of emotions. It’s just something I’m very happy about. Very deep and impactful themes around self worth and depression. They could have been extremely corny but you have such a strong cast and team that I think it just simply works. I cried twice during this thing. I’d be in such a dark place without my family and this just made me thankful for them even more.

I feel like it uses all of its characters so perfectly. Florence Pugh is the driving force that everyone is going to obviously praise. But then you have Lewis Pullman also bringing so much heart. Bucky Barnes is in here as a “hey here’s a character everyone knows and loves” 
John Walker and Ghost should have been buried after their last projects but they bring a ton of heart trying to right the wrongs of their failures. And then Red Guardian is cracking jokes, perfect! 

The score was really really great as well which was a very nice benefit. The team chemistry works. ITS GREY, BUT ITS MEANT TO BE GREY THIS TIME! 

Happy:)

88/100

Entirely possible this is the funniest premise for a movie ever made

63/100

I liking the music much more, the tick tick tick song is good

75/100

Bailey loves this thing and I’m kinda coming around on it

78/100

Coulda sworn Anakin wasn’t going to turn to the dark side this time

83/100

Honestly this movie isn’t that bad but I really just couldn’t have given less of a shit about it… full thoughts this week on The ReelTok Podcast (I’m back 😀)

51/100

Shedeur Sanders didn’t have any of his teammates show up to his birthday party

18/100

I like standing next to you Sean, it makes me look so tough

96/100

An R rated movie where the hero says “gosh you’re heavy” to the main antagonist..

33/100

I missed some lore moments in this series… who’s spot? When did Karen become apparent of these Gal Pal’s? Why are we making a plankton movie in weird animation for their 25 year anniversary? Why was there so much music? Crazy to think SpongeBob and I are aging together. It used to be so amazing and now they give us this? There were like 2 jokes that did make me lol tho

18/100

I love Star Wars. I had a fun rant about how this made me feel on Twitter today. Started as an indie project crazy enough and became the biggest franchise of all time. Give this universe more ionate stories please I’m begging you.

Holy shit Ryan Coogler deserves it all. What a magnificent motion picture. No doubt best of the year so far. A production masterpiece and stylistically so incredible. Shot so beautifully and the different style cameras make this thing awesome. I felt more appreciation for it cuz Ryan put out that really cool video explaining it! The music in this thing is so so so amazing. The soundtrack will have you so locked in and if you can see it on the biggest screen - when it expands… a masterpiece. I think Michael B Jordan has some of the most carisma in movies like he is such a joy to watch always. There is a scene that is almost all one shot and plays through like a decade of music and it may be a top 10 scene of all time. Miles Caton’s voice is so amazing I can’t get over it. Jack O’Connell is really great. Very very funny movie too.

My biggest negative is the big vampire battle felt rushed and anti-climactic. And while you may think that’s like a big miss that should detract some more points the soul in the rest of this movie makes up for it and then some. Hailee Steinfeld kinda underutilized as well.

89/100

Neat film, this guy seems like a jackass tho

82/100

Man this movies fucking cool

92/100

Why is my son’s favorite movie the Kevin Spacey bug movie????

57/100

Kinda the Gold standard for legacy sequels, about as good as it gets. Ryan Coogler man… you’re great

93/100

Oh yeah I watched this the other day… what am I supposed to say in this review? I liked like 3 jokes

16/100

Watched this with Emma sitting next to me and I could feel the judgement from her. She thinks I’m a big ole nerd loser. She thought this was lame. I know it, I can feel it (she didn’t look up from her phone one time)

Banger tho

95/100

Not slop! A real movie! I’ve broken the curse!

While I don’t love Tarrence Malick this is probably his most accessible film and I think a lot of that has to do with such an impactful message. Grappling with the grief of losing a loved one, why is there evil in the world for people doing good, what does all of this mean in the grand scale of time. Just really powerful stuff. Obviously crafted through beautiful imagery but there were moments where my Brain Rot came through and I wish we sped it along a little bit. Brad Pitt and Jessica Chastain are really amazing in this as they are in most everything. One that I do wish I saw on the big screen and not my tiny iPhone.

Leo memed when I saw the hadrosaur Dino, love a good Dino showing.

82/100

“We should make Scar a sympathetic villain”

Alright actually we quite literally should not.

Not mad about a mufasa origin story but why does everything need an origin? Scar getting a scar I understand but why does he have to be the one calling himself scar out of no where? Why do we need a fucking pride rock origin? Just make the rock look like that? It doesn’t have to be this magical Rafiki earth quake origin. Also the songs stink in this, what happened to the game I love?

I should give the visual effects their flowers, visually stunning

28/100

Lin Manuel Maranda gets a lot of shit but he’s got his tune and it’s impossible for someone to recreate it. The score just does not hit here compared to the first.

51/100

3 things about this are good

1. Rachel Zegler forever and always will be innocent

2. At one point Eduardo Franco sees a knocked over basketball poll tries to shred it and dies and that had me laughing hysterically

3. Kyle Mooney is funny in every scene as always

The rest kinda stinks

43/100

I bet we were fun

Like you wouldn’t believe 

94/100

“You can’t watch this movie on its own” “I would love this if it weren’t half a movie” 

Alright have you ever considered that this is actually the best movie of all time?

100/100

“Cam please stop watching so much slop it’s destroying our family”

The slop still calls to me. It needs me. It is yearning to be consumed by me.

99/100

It’s crazy how much I have flipped on my love for Harry Potter… I’m a Pott head now

87/100

To be honest the woman standing in Godric’s Hollow scene scares the shit out of me

76/100

The Ginny and Harry love just really doesn’t work all that well huh

83/100

Yeah this ones great

90/100

Not a single soul at this school is questioning the 18 year old asking a 14 year old to a school dance? 

70/100

1. Sinners
2. Thunderbolts*
3. Den of Thieves 2: Pantera
4. Companion
5. Havoc
6. The Gorge
7. Captain America: Brave New World
8. Flight Risk
9. Plankton: The Movie
10. A Minecraft Movie

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

May the force be with you

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
4. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
5. Return of the Jedi
6. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
7. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
8. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
9. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
10. Solo: A Star Wars Story

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Guardians of the Galaxy
2. Avengers: Infinity War
3. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
4. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
5. Iron Man
6. Black Panther
7. Thunderbolts*
8. Avengers: Endgame
9. The Avengers
10. Captain America: Civil War

...plus 28 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

1. Dune: Part Two
2. Bluey: The Sign
3. Hit Man
4. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
5. Challengers
6. Juror #2
7. Twisters
8. Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl
9. Trap
10. Wicked

...plus 42 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Dark Knight
2. The Batman
3. Batman: Under the Red Hood
4. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
5. The Dark Knight Rises
6. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns, Part 1
7. Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two
8. The Lego Batman Movie
9. Batman Begins
10. Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One

...plus 9 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
2. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
3. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
4. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
5. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
6. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
7. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
8. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

• Transformers
• Transformers: Dark of the Moon
• Transformers One
• Bumblebee
• Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
• Transformers: Age of Extinction
• Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
• Transformers: The Last Knight

1. Scooby-Doo! and the Cyber Chase
2. Scooby-Doo Meets Batman
3. Aloha Scooby-Doo!
4. Scooby-Doo! Camp Scare
5. Scooby-Doo! and the Monster of Mexico
6. Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders
7. Scooby-Doo
8. Scooby-Doo! and the Witch's Ghost
9. Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
10. Scooby-Doo! and the Loch Ness Monster

...plus 7 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
2. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
3. Spider-Man
4. Spider-Man: Far From Home
5. Spider-Man 2
6. Spider-Man: No Way Home
7. Spider-Man: Homecoming
8. The Amazing Spider-Man
9. Venom
10. Spider-Man 3

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Scooby-Doo! and the Cyber Chase
• Scooby-Doo
• Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
• Scoob!
• Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island
• Scooby-Doo! and the Witch's Ghost
• Scooby-Doo and the Alien Invaders
• Scooby-Doo! and the Legend of the Vampire
• Scooby-Doo! and the Loch Ness Monster
• Aloha Scooby-Doo!

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Soul
2. Toy Story 3
3. Coco
4. Toy Story
5. Inside Out
6. The Incredibles
7. Toy Story 2
8. Finding Nemo
9. Ratatouille
10. Monsters, Inc.

...plus 18 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Mad Max: Fury Road
2. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
3. Mad Max 2
4. Mad Max
5. Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome

1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
2. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
3. Oppenheimer
4. Wonka
5. Godzilla Minus One
6. The Iron Claw
7. The Holdovers
8. Past Lives
9. Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
10. May December

...plus 67 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

My ranking of A24 Movies… duh

1. Aftersun
2. Everything Everywhere All at Once
3. Uncut Gems
4. Moonlight
5. Minari
6. Lady Bird
7. Eighth Grade
8. The Last Black Man in San Francisco
9. The Florida Project
10. The Iron Claw

...plus 22 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
• War for the Planet of the Apes
• Planet of the Apes
• Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
• Rise of the Planet of the Apes
• Escape from the Planet of the Apes
• Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
• Battle for the Planet of the Apes
• Beneath the Planet of the Apes
• Planet of the Apes

1. Blade Runner 2049
2. The Big Short
3. La La Land
4. The Nice Guys
5. the Titans
6. Drive
7. Song to Song
8. Crazy, Stupid, Love.
9. Blue Valentine
10. Barbie

...plus 7 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
2. The Dark Knight
3. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
4. Logan
5. Avengers: Infinity War
6. The Batman
7. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
8. The Incredibles
9. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
10. Guardians of the Galaxy

...plus 122 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Dune: Part Two
2. Blade Runner 2049
3. Sicario
4. Dune
5. Prisoners
6. Arrival
7. Enemy
8. Incendies
9. Polytechnique
10. Maelström

1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
2. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
3. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem
4. Blue Beetle
5. Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom
6. Shazam! Fury of the Gods
7. The Flash
8. The Marvels
9. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
10. Batman: The Doom That Came to Gotham

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Suicide Squad
2. Man of Steel
3. Wonder Woman
4. Zack Snyder's Justice League
5. Aquaman
6. Blue Beetle
7. Shazam!
8. Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
9. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
10. Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. GoodFellas
2. The Big Short
3. The Social Network
4. Moneyball
5. Argo
6. Schindler's List
7. Oppenheimer
8. Raging Bull
9. Ford v Ferrari
10. Molly's Game

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
2. The Death of Superman
3. Justice League Dark: Apokolips War
4. Justice League Dark
5. Batman: Hush
6. Constantine: City of Demons - The Movie
7. Batman vs. Robin
8. Justice League vs. Teen Titans
9. Justice League: War
10. Reign of the Supermen

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Seeing this on twitter

• Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
• Everything Everywhere All at Once
• Sound of Metal
• Soul
• Aftersun
• CODA
• Dune
• The Father
• The Batman
• The Banshees of Inisherin

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Dark Knight
2. Inception
3. Oppenheimer
4. Memento
5. The Dark Knight Rises
6. Dunkirk
7. Interstellar
8. The Prestige
9. Tenet
10. Batman Begins

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Mission: Impossible – Fallout
• Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
• Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
• Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
• Mission: Impossible
• Mission: Impossible III
• Mission: Impossible II

• The Flash
• Shazam! Fury of the Gods
• Fast X

For twitter

• The Empire Strikes Back
• The Dark Knight
• Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
• The Avengers
• The Lion King
• Pitch Perfect
• Knives Out
• Jurassic Park
• The Big Sick
• The Big Short

...plus 6 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Lion King
2. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
3. Toy Story 3
4. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
5. Spirited Away
6. Toy Story
7. Coco
8. Your Name.
9. The Iron Giant
10. Soul

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Not including Pixar

1. The Lion King
2. Moana
3. The Nightmare Before Christmas
4. Tarzan
5. Mulan
6. The Little Mermaid
7. Hercules
8. Beauty and the Beast
9. Big Hero 6
10. The Jungle Book

...plus 32 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Fast Five
2. Furious 7
3. Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
4. The Fast and the Furious
5. Fast & Furious 6
6. The Fate of the Furious
7. Fast X
8. F9
9. 2 Fast 2 Furious
10. Fast & Furious

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Jaws
• Raiders of the Lost Ark
• Jurassic Park
• Saving Private Ryan
• E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial
• Schindler's List
• Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
• The Fabelmans
• Catch Me If You Can
• West Side Story

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Jungle Book
2. Beauty and the Beast
3. Christopher Robin
4. Aladdin
5. The Lion King
6. Mulan
7. Cinderella
8. 101 Dalmatians
9. Lady and the Tramp
10. Dumbo

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

I would have 2 nickels… but it’s weird that it happened twice

• We Have a Ghost
• Ghosted

1. Parasite
2. Nightcrawler
3. The Silence of the Lambs
4. Gone Girl
5. Oldboy
6. Get Out
7. Memento
8. Midsommar
9. Zodiac
10. Psycho

1. Gladiator
2. Memento
3. Cast Away
4. the Titans
5. Erin Brockovich
6. Snatch
7. American Psycho
8. Requiem for a Dream
9. Rugrats in Paris: The Movie
10. The Emperor's New Groove

...plus 5 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

The Year I Was Born :)

1. The Iron Giant
2. The Green Mile
3. Tarzan
4. Toy Story 2
5. Fight Club
6. The Matrix
7. Big Daddy
8. Three Kings
9. The Sixth Sense
10. American Pie

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Godfather
2. The Truman Show
3. The Godfather Part II
4. There Will Be Blood
5. The Big Short
6. Mission: Impossible – Fallout
7. Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
8. Zodiac
9. Arrival
10. Top Gun: Maverick

...plus 49 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Dark Knight
2. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
3. Parasite
4. The Departed
5. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
6. Inglourious Basterds
7. Whiplash
8. There Will Be Blood
9. The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
10. Toy Story 3

...plus 40 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
2. Toy Story 3
3. Logan
4. Avengers: Infinity War
5. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
6. Thor: Ragnarok
7. The Bourne Ultimatum
8. Creed III
9. Spider-Man: No Way Home
10. War for the Planet of the Apes

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Puss in Boots: The Last Wish
• Barbarian
• Monsters, Inc.
• Knives Out
• Kingsman: The Secret Service
• Kung Fu Panda
• Good Time
• The Luck of the Irish
• Rubber
• 365 Days

...plus 10 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Scream
2. Scream 2
3. Scream
4. Scream 4
5. Scream 3

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. The Godfather
3. The Dark Knight
4. Parasite
5. The Shawshank Redemption
6. Whiplash
7. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
8. There Will Be Blood
9. Good Will Hunting
10. Apocalypse Now

...plus 13 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Movie Vehicles Ranked

1. Airplane!
2. Cars
3. Bullet Train
4. Plane
5. Cars 3
6. Cars 2
7. Planes: Fire & Rescue
8. Planes

All 2022 Movies I’ve Seen Ranked

1. Everything Everywhere All at Once
2. Aftersun
3. The Banshees of Inisherin
4. The Batman
5. Decision to Leave
6. Top Gun: Maverick
7. The Fabelmans
8. All Quiet on the Western Front
9. RRR
10. Black Panther: Wakanda Forever

...plus 115 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Ranking of my favorite Christmas movies

• Elf
• The Year Without a Santa Claus
• Home Alone
• National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation
• The Nightmare Before Christmas
• Die Hard
• Klaus
• Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
• A Christmas Story
• The Santa Clause

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• The Batman
• The Northman

• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
• Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
• Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
• Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
• Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1
• Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
• Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
• Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them
• Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
• Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• Mission: Impossible – Fallout
• Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
• Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
• Mission: Impossible
• Mission: Impossible III
• Mission: Impossible II