Star Wars for Adults. Goons being shredded in a hail of gunfire, bad guys with male pattern baldness, Arnold…..this movie has it all.

If this is the finest 2D animation Bezos can buy, maybe we should just surrender to 3D forever. The generic script is one thing- but having these stiff 2D characters glide around these 3D environments deletes any weight or sense of scale from the action. The fight against the giant elephant thing towards the beginning was shockingly hard to follow. In Jackson’s film they’re these titanic, terrifying creatures that tower over armies; here, it’s hard to even tell how large…