Chris Patron

Favorite films

  • The Substance
  • Do Not Expect Too Much from the End of the World
  • Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
  • Bird

All
  • Mission: Impossible III

    ★★½

  • Mission: Impossible II

    ★★

  • Mission: Impossible

    ★★★

  • The Order

    ★★★½

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Hauntology

2024

★★★★★ Liked 4

I'm extremely proud to have worked on this movie as producer, for my fellow team of producers who cared for the project, for director/writer Parker Brennon making their debut feature film, for all of the hard and grueling work put in by our crew , for the dedicated on-screen performances from our cast, and for everyone who ed this movie over its two+ years of development.

After three big screen viewings (Los Angeles, London, and last night in Chicago), it's…

Satantango

1994

★★★★★ Liked 6

This is my 4,000th logged film on Letterboxd. I'd like to thank the Academy.

I wanted to make sure that #4,000 was a big movie, and Sátántangó is nothing if not big.

Translated as literally "Satan's tango," Béla Tarr's 7 hour and 19 minute (multi) marathon of a film is a punishing, brutal experience. It's filled to the brim with nihilism, despair, and disgust of the state of humankind, and Tarr wants this film to make the viewer feel the…

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Mission: Impossible III

2006

★★½ Rewatched

I don't have much to add to my prior review of this movie Mission: Impossible 2 (to which I've actually warmed), but, honestly, it's much closer to M:I2 than it is a 3-star rating.

JJ Abrams is just so bad at doing cinematic action scenes: the onshore wind turbine field, the Chesapeake Bay Bridge, and the climactic fist fights are all so poorly…

Mission: Impossible II

2000

★★ Rewatched

We know this movie is nowadays widely regarded as the worst installment in the thirty-year franchise. However, it must also be ed that in 2000, it was *very* popular and absolutely crushed the box office. And there’s reason for that! Tom Cruise is peak Millennium Tom Cruise, the narrative structure works for a piece of action escapism, and this is where the franchise begins fully embracing and pursuing its grand ambition of trailblazing Stunt Cinema; a gesture that is symbolically…

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Everything Everywhere All at Once

2022

★★ 36

Second watch.

I know people love this, and I’m happy they do. After my first watch, I gave the movie a 3, as I think I was taken aback by the shock & awe ambition of it. But upon reflection over the months, while I knew I didn’t love it, I realized I actually didn’t even “like” it. A 3 was too generous, and certainly not the film’s floor (a friend of mine and ardent of this movie made sure…

The Batman

2022

★★★ 3

Ranked: Batman in Film.

Prologue: I saw a pre-screening of this with some friends from the Alternate Ending community at a dine-in brew pub theater in Madison, Wisconsin, for which I drove 140 minutes to attend. The experience was easily 5/5.

And in honor of this new super-long Batman movie, I'll now write a lengthy review of it.

So, to the length: The Batman is longer than my drive from Chicago to Madison, and *only* 100 minutes shorter than the…