Adam Loves Bad Movies Pro

Favorite films

  • Dune
  • Dune
  • Dune: Part Two
  • Dune: Part Three

All
  • Cunk on Life

    ★★★★

  • Final Destination 5

    ★★½

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    ★★★★★

  • Gamera, the Giant Monster

    ★★★★

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Dune

1984

★★★★★ 2

The mind commands the body and it obeys. The mind orders itself and meets resistance.

It’s late and I’m up watching Dune because that’s what I do.

No More Dirty Deals

1993

6

Basically just softcore porn with the sex edited out. This was only watchable with my generic bad movie drinking game, which I’ll describe thusly:

Most bad movies have a few connecting strings that can apply across almost all genres. However, it is skewed towards the schlocky, as you’ll definitely get more drinks the closer you adhere towards the drinking criteria which are as follows—


GENERIC BAD MOVIE DRINKING GAME

1. drink when anyone drinks booze onscreen
2. Drink when anyone…

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Cunk on Life

2024

★★★★ Watched

Me mate Paul said this was a three star special but I said nah it’s four

Final Destination 5

2011

★★½ Rewatched

Man this was way more boring than I

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Equilibrium

2002

★★★★½ 2

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Love, Death & Robots: Beyond the Aquila Rift

2019

½ 41

I’m probably in the minority for this opinion but honestly if your goal is photorealism in your animation style, and your setting and world shown is identical in complexity to things we’ve seen in live action sci-fi, WHY WOULD YOU BOTHER ANIMATING IT?! JUST SHOOT THE LIVE ACTION VERSION IF YOU’RE GONNA ANIMATE THE SAME DAMN GUNMETAL GREY SPACE MARINE HOLOGRAM SHIP NONSENSE WEVE SEEN IN THE LAST DECADE OF CRAPPY ALIEN MOVIES 

ANYWAY, as for the story itself? I…