chainsawmc

two-spined abbey lubber with all my own teeth

Favorite films

  • Penda's Fen
  • Dracula: Pages from a Virgin's Diary
  • Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey
  • Whistle and I'll Come to You!

All
  • Troll Hunter

    ★★★★★

  • Specimen

    ★★

  • Dead End

    ★★★½

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★★★

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Troll Hunter

2010

★★★★★ Liked Watched

i really enjoyed this it was very very beautiful i want to live in norway so much now. i really really fucked with the cool old guy already and then he said he likes pylons and thinks they’re pretty omg i could kiss him. his little glasses are u joking smash. why did we only ever get two matter of fact supernatural found footage/mockumentaries theyre very fun. i love lore. ive been struggling to fall asleep lately well my whole…

Specimen

1996

★★ Watched

nice try losers but they already made “the x files if it was shite”. it was called the x files and it fucking ruled!! 

i want to give it more points for its awesome outro but actually it didnt earn it and ive decided im quite offended. stolen valour

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The Vourdalak

2023

★★★★★ Liked 2

oh i have to get top surgery and be eastern european peasant cunt

The Breakfast Monkey

2000

Watched

we’re very lucky gerard way later saw 9/11 happen

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