Letterboxd 5019o Christian Sallay https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/ Letterboxd - Christian Sallay https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/mr-peabody-sherman/ letterboxd-review-882674667 Thu, 8 May 2025 09:24:01 +1200 2025-05-07 No Mr. Peabody & Sherman 2014 3.0 82703 <![CDATA[

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dos shermanos

]]> Christian Sallay A Minecraft Movie 6b481a 2025 - ★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/a-minecraft-movie/1/ letterboxd-review-877500308 Fri, 2 May 2025 15:35:44 +1200 2025-05-01 No A Minecraft Movie 2025 2.0 950387 <![CDATA[

yup

]]> Christian Sallay Whiplash 4y2z3j 2014 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/whiplash-2014/2/ letterboxd-watch-868131412 Mon, 21 Apr 2025 15:05:24 +1200 2025-04-20 Yes Whiplash 2014 5.0 244786 <![CDATA[

Watched on Sunday April 20, 2025.

]]> Christian Sallay Bodies Bodies Bodies 494di 2022 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/bodies-bodies-bodies/ letterboxd-review-867031362 Sun, 20 Apr 2025 16:01:20 +1200 2025-04-19 No Bodies Bodies Bodies 2022 3.0 520023 <![CDATA[

average sleepover with me and the boys 💅💅💅

]]> Christian Sallay 13/13/13 k414i 2013 - ★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/13-13-13/ letterboxd-review-864123133 Thu, 17 Apr 2025 15:52:14 +1200 2025-04-16 No 13/13/13 2013 1.0 226269 <![CDATA[

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☀️ to do today!🌙
🌸wake up
🌸8am beer
🌸giggle sesh with the boys
🌸roadkill!
🌸visit my friends ex-wife
🌸9am beer
🌸run over my friends daughter
🌸10am beer
🌸stab my friend in the chest
🌸11am beer
🌸board down the house
🌸12pm beer
🌸friend dies
🌸I die
🌸1pm beer

]]> Christian Sallay 5G Zombies 3y725o 2020 - ½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/5g-zombies/ letterboxd-review-864049940 Thu, 17 Apr 2025 13:57:49 +1200 2025-04-16 No 5G Zombies 2020 0.5 699351 <![CDATA[

Yes girl for real! 🥀🥀🥀

I JUST FUCKING KILLED MY FUCKING WIFE!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️

]]> Christian Sallay In Bruges 216l5b 2008 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/in-bruges/ letterboxd-review-863357521 Wed, 16 Apr 2025 16:00:32 +1200 2025-04-15 No In Bruges 2008 4.0 8321 <![CDATA[

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The masculine urge to bleed and die in bruges

]]> Christian Sallay North by Northwest z1v6j 1959 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/north-by-northwest/ letterboxd-review-863091435 Wed, 16 Apr 2025 09:27:57 +1200 2025-04-15 No North by Northwest 1959 3.0 213 <![CDATA[

Ohhhhhh so that’s what family guy was parodying

]]> Christian Sallay Game Night 4fd4o 2018 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/game-night/ letterboxd-review-854246248 Sun, 6 Apr 2025 00:43:33 +1300 2025-04-05 No Game Night 2018 3.0 445571 <![CDATA[

Kinda predictably unpredictably predictable

]]> Christian Sallay 1917 3e6c3u 2019 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/1917/ letterboxd-review-853799667 Sat, 5 Apr 2025 11:30:18 +1300 2025-04-04 No 1917 2019 3.5 530915 <![CDATA[

Minecraft movie wasn’t available on my flight so this was the next best thing

]]> Christian Sallay Cunk on Life 4a2w6n 2024 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/cunk-on-life/ letterboxd-watch-851075198 Tue, 1 Apr 2025 16:03:08 +1300 2025-03-31 No Cunk on Life 2024 3.5 1253971 <![CDATA[

Watched on Monday March 31, 2025.

]]> Christian Sallay Chainsaw Man 2z5k6g 2022 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/chainsaw-man-2022/1/ letterboxd-review-848338552 Sat, 29 Mar 2025 19:09:49 +1300 2025-03-28 Yes Chainsaw Man 2022 4.5 114410 <![CDATA[

I've been re-reading the manga in prep for the movie and HOLY SHIT I forgot how PEAK this was.

]]> Christian Sallay Evil Bong 1v4j1x 2006 - ★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/evil-bong/ letterboxd-review-835406458 Fri, 14 Mar 2025 15:02:36 +1300 2025-03-13 No Evil Bong 2006 1.0 10089 <![CDATA[

Bro was playing Mario World said he was on level 15, there’s no fucking level 15 and the actual level he was on changed every shot.

To say the least this shit is so ass.

]]> Christian Sallay No Country for Old Men 1z2i1q 2007 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/no-country-for-old-men/ letterboxd-review-829885806 Sat, 8 Mar 2025 17:28:54 +1300 2025-03-07 No No Country for Old Men 2007 4.0 6977 <![CDATA[

The only reason I’m not a murderer is because they keep pickin heads

]]> Christian Sallay Skyfall x4f1k 2012 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/skyfall/ letterboxd-review-822354103 Fri, 28 Feb 2025 17:48:57 +1300 2025-02-27 No Skyfall 2012 4.0 37724 <![CDATA[

Yeah It's a banger. James Bond is the best bisexual representation in a long time.

]]> Christian Sallay The Cable Guy 3m5aw 1996 - ★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/the-cable-guy/ letterboxd-review-817864187 Sun, 23 Feb 2025 18:21:11 +1300 2025-02-22 No The Cable Guy 1996 2.0 9894 <![CDATA[

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Do you want to watch Jim Carrey ruin someone’s life to fulfill the basic ass message that you should watch less TV?
Because I don’t really :l

Also my entire left leg went temporarily numb while watching this but I felt better after like a minute of fumbling around.

]]> Christian Sallay Rushmore 5w1o1q 1998 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/rushmore/ letterboxd-review-817756940 Sun, 23 Feb 2025 18:26:15 +1300 2025-02-22 No Rushmore 1998 3.0 11545 <![CDATA[

bro they should’ve killed that kid, why’d they give max so many damn chances.

]]> Christian Sallay Quantum of Solace 69h11 2008 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/quantum-of-solace/ letterboxd-review-816810508 Sat, 22 Feb 2025 19:32:37 +1300 2025-02-21 No Quantum of Solace 2008 3.5 10764 <![CDATA[

Yeah people kinda hate this one but I thought it was pretty alright.
It's definitely very ambitious and tries a lot of different things, some they're able to deliver on and some end up feeling kind of underwhelming. But there was enough here to keep me entertained the whole time.

]]> Christian Sallay Hundreds of Beavers 574w7 2022 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/hundreds-of-beavers/ letterboxd-review-814716304 Thu, 20 Feb 2025 11:42:42 +1300 2025-02-19 No Hundreds of Beavers 2022 4.0 1019939 <![CDATA[

this shit is edited like a youtube video and its incredible.
i just feel bad for the beavers now lol

]]> Christian Sallay Dog Man 114v1v 2025 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/dog-man/1/ letterboxd-review-811805543 Mon, 17 Feb 2025 11:14:52 +1300 2025-02-16 Yes Dog Man 2025 4.0 774370 <![CDATA[

Definitely enjoyed this much more on rewatch. Perfection combination of Dog and/or Man.

]]> Christian Sallay Gremlins 2 p4l23 The New Batch, 1990 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/gremlins-2-the-new-batch/1/ letterboxd-review-810690829 Sun, 16 Feb 2025 13:17:06 +1300 2025-02-15 Yes Gremlins 2: The New Batch 1990 4.5 928 <![CDATA[

Worthy contender for the greatest sequel of all time

]]> Christian Sallay Redneck Zombies 1m715o 1989 - ★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/redneck-zombies/ letterboxd-review-809719587 Sat, 15 Feb 2025 16:37:26 +1300 2025-02-14 No Redneck Zombies 1989 1.5 27916 <![CDATA[

Fuck having a girlfriend
Me and my homies watching Redneck Zombies this valentines

]]> Christian Sallay Groundhog Day 586p58 1993 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/groundhog-day/ letterboxd-review-798509403 Mon, 3 Feb 2025 14:03:47 +1300 2025-02-02 Yes Groundhog Day 1993 4.0 137 <![CDATA[

Totally grounding my hog rn 😩

]]> Christian Sallay Fight Club 696u1s 1999 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/fight-club/ letterboxd-review-797357876 Sun, 2 Feb 2025 16:52:44 +1300 2025-02-01 No Fight Club 1999 4.5 550 <![CDATA[

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]]> Christian Sallay Dog Man 114v1v 2025 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/dog-man/ letterboxd-review-795876893 Sat, 1 Feb 2025 12:09:43 +1300 2025-01-31 No Dog Man 2025 3.5 774370 <![CDATA[

NOTE FOR OTHERS
DO NOT TRY TO SEW A DOG'S HEAD ONTO ANOTHER HUMANS BODY
IT DID NOT WORK FOR ME AND IT KILLED MY DOG AND MY BUDDY JOHN
DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID

]]> Christian Sallay A Real Pain 5y656i 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/a-real-pain/ letterboxd-review-792686901 Wed, 29 Jan 2025 07:20:05 +1300 2025-01-28 No A Real Pain 2024 3.0 1013850 <![CDATA[

I have never felt so seen in a movie. That one kid who was really into skyscrapers was LITERALLY me

]]> Christian Sallay The Tale of The Princess Kaguya 6o143p 2013 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/the-tale-of-the-princess-kaguya/1/ letterboxd-watch-792538993 Wed, 29 Jan 2025 03:50:30 +1300 2025-01-28 Yes The Tale of The Princess Kaguya 2013 4.5 149871 <![CDATA[

Watched on Tuesday January 28, 2025.

]]> Christian Sallay Reservoir Dogs 4r242c 1992 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/reservoir-dogs/ letterboxd-review-790939478 Mon, 27 Jan 2025 15:04:44 +1300 2025-01-26 No Reservoir Dogs 1992 4.0 500 <![CDATA[

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something something among us

]]> Christian Sallay Conclave 1l6f3b 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/conclave/ letterboxd-review-789777185 Sun, 26 Jan 2025 19:44:20 +1300 2025-01-25 No Conclave 2024 3.0 974576 <![CDATA[

I want this exact movie, with the same style of direction, acting and intensity, but instead its a group of teenage girls trying to decide which boy in the class is the cutest.

It would be so fire.

Also the poster makes this look like conclave 1

]]> Christian Sallay Emilia Pérez 25bi 2024 - ★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/emilia-perez/ letterboxd-review-787308674 Fri, 24 Jan 2025 17:52:51 +1300 2025-01-23 No Emilia Pérez 2024 1.0 974950 <![CDATA[

One of the most poorly written, pretenious, lyrically incompetent, meaningless, and poorly paced movies I've ever seen. Bro like how has this even been nominated for anything?

]]> Christian Sallay Scott Pilgrim Takes Off 85g2s 2023 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/scott-pilgrim-takes-off-2023/ letterboxd-review-781640787 Sun, 19 Jan 2025 17:45:55 +1300 2025-01-18 No Scott Pilgrim Takes Off 2023 4.0 155292 <![CDATA[

I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to watch this since I love the art style so much but yeah. It’s freaking epic.

]]> Christian Sallay Inside Out 2 4y2f1d 2024 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/inside-out-2-2024/1/ letterboxd-review-778886965 Fri, 17 Jan 2025 10:42:39 +1300 2025-01-16 Yes Inside Out 2 2024 2.5 1022789 <![CDATA[

Ok in hindsight, I definitely was a little harsher on this movie then it deserved. It does do some cool things and does expand upon the world and characters like the first film did. I still think its not as memorable and I'm probably not gonna watch it again because of how cringe it is sometimes. But hey, it's alright.

]]> Christian Sallay Zootopia g1e48 2016 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/zootopia/ letterboxd-review-778558633 Fri, 17 Jan 2025 03:52:50 +1300 2025-01-16 No Zootopia 2016 3.0 269149 <![CDATA[

This movie is so strange. A commentary on racism with one of the worst villains Disney has made while appealing to furries?? How is this real??

]]> Christian Sallay Cars 3 334p2r 2017 - ★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/cars-3/ letterboxd-review-777606528 Thu, 16 Jan 2025 05:35:08 +1300 2025-01-15 No Cars 3 2017 1.5 260514 <![CDATA[

At least Cars 2 was so batshit insane and absurd that it came around to being interesting. I’d take that literally any day over this forgettable bullshit.

]]> Christian Sallay Napoleon Dynamite y6r44 2004 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/napoleon-dynamite/ letterboxd-watch-776513183 Wed, 15 Jan 2025 05:06:04 +1300 2025-01-14 No Napoleon Dynamite 2004 3.0 8193 <![CDATA[

Watched on Tuesday January 14, 2025.

]]> Christian Sallay Animal Farm 5n4u1t 1954 - ★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/animal-farm/ letterboxd-review-776459115 Wed, 15 Jan 2025 03:44:54 +1300 2025-01-14 No Animal Farm 1954 2.5 11848 <![CDATA[

It was real fun watching this at 5 fps on my teachers shitty projector

]]> Christian Sallay Whisper of the Heart 5h21u 1995 - ★★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/whisper-of-the-heart/1/ letterboxd-review-774354997 Mon, 13 Jan 2025 11:13:15 +1300 2025-01-12 Yes Whisper of the Heart 1995 5.0 37797 <![CDATA[

i genuinely love every damn frame of this thing

]]> Christian Sallay age of Venus 3x4k29 1874 - ½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/age-of-venus/ letterboxd-review-772467792 Sun, 12 Jan 2025 08:49:33 +1300 2025-01-11 No age of Venus 1874 0.5 315946 <![CDATA[

seriously? that was it? this "movie" shit has no future. Just a silly fad.

]]> Christian Sallay Electrocuting an Elephant 4m442h 1903 - ½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/electrocuting-an-elephant/ letterboxd-review-770832756 Sat, 11 Jan 2025 09:09:58 +1300 2025-01-10 No Electrocuting an Elephant 1903 0.5 144464 <![CDATA[

i dont know what i expected honestly

]]> Christian Sallay The Lorax 2v725z 2012 - ★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/the-lorax-2012/ letterboxd-review-770795027 Sat, 11 Jan 2025 08:42:46 +1300 2025-01-10 No The Lorax 2012 1.0 73723 <![CDATA[

Genuinely one of the most infuriating films I've ever seen, that completely disregards the message of the original book and is replaced by a load of corperate slop. The only thing preventing it from being a half-star is that it sometimes has like a meme moment that's mildly amusing. But that doesn't stop this from being absolutely terrible.

]]> Christian Sallay Se7en 5o1s27 1995 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/se7en/ letterboxd-review-764128858 Mon, 6 Jan 2025 14:42:02 +1300 2025-01-05 No Se7en 1995 4.0 807 <![CDATA[

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SHE'S A BOX! MY WIFE'S A BOX! DAMN YOU! A BOX!

]]> Christian Sallay The 100 Girlfriends Who Really 6l1f23 Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You, 2023 https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/the-100-girlfriends-who-really-really-really-really-really-love-you/ letterboxd-review-762651665 Sun, 5 Jan 2025 17:07:39 +1300 2025-01-04 No The 100 Girlfriends Who Really, Really, Really, Really, REALLY Love You 2023 223564 <![CDATA[

It’s my sleepover and I get to choose what we’re watching

]]> Christian Sallay Casino Royale 5r1l67 2006 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/casino-royale-2006/ letterboxd-review-757829867 Thu, 2 Jan 2025 15:50:33 +1300 2025-01-01 No Casino Royale 2006 4.5 36557 <![CDATA[

Man my balls hurt ⚪️⚪️

]]> Christian Sallay Moonraker 1k4y21 1979 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/moonraker/ letterboxd-review-757283845 Thu, 2 Jan 2025 10:23:35 +1300 2025-01-01 Yes Moonraker 1979 3.0 698 <![CDATA[

Super James Bond Galaxy

]]> Christian Sallay Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2l1e1i 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/beetlejuice-beetlejuice/1/ letterboxd-review-756304374 Wed, 1 Jan 2025 15:12:08 +1300 2024-12-31 Yes Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 2024 3.0 917496 <![CDATA[

It’s a little busy and certainly not as iconic or memorable as the original, but it’s so much fun.

]]> Christian Sallay The Lego Movie 2513u 2014 - ★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/the-lego-movie/ letterboxd-review-755125422 Tue, 31 Dec 2024 16:05:45 +1300 2024-12-30 Yes The Lego Movie 2014 3.5 137106 <![CDATA[

Benny is literally me

]]> Christian Sallay Sonic the Hedgehog 3 4k6c49 2024 - ★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/sonic-the-hedgehog-3/ letterboxd-review-752319227 Sun, 29 Dec 2024 16:46:36 +1300 2024-12-28 No Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024 3.0 939243 <![CDATA[

Would be four stars if Sonic would SHUT UP

]]> Christian Sallay The Game 3g122 1997 - ★★★★½ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/the-game/ letterboxd-review-749652143 Fri, 27 Dec 2024 16:07:50 +1300 2024-12-26 No The Game 1997 4.5 2649 <![CDATA[

HUH?!?!?!?

]]> Christian Sallay Gremlins 355g5j 1984 - ★★★★ https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/gremlins/1/ letterboxd-review-747116609 Wed, 25 Dec 2024 16:42:01 +1300 2024-12-24 No Gremlins 1984 4.0 927 <![CDATA[

I miss when 80s family movies were just fucking terrifying

]]> Christian Sallay For Your Eyes Only 3l4m3z 1981 - ★★½ (contains spoilers) https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/film/for-your-eyes-only/ letterboxd-review-746680332 Wed, 25 Dec 2024 09:20:25 +1300 2024-12-24 No For Your Eyes Only 1981 2.5 699 <![CDATA[

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I’m so glad they made it clear which movie I was watching by handing Bond a folder that said “for your eyes only”. It’s a subtle reference to the NAME of this film.

]]> Christian Sallay bad movies I watched with friend(s) 5q5o2o https://letterboxd.sitesdebloques.org/ccomplains/list/bad-movies-i-watched-with-friends/ letterboxd-list-62348563 Sun, 20 Apr 2025 14:09:55 +1200 <![CDATA[ ]]> Christian Sallay