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Trash panda, big fan of string lights, Meiko Kaji appreciator. Once upon a time, I worked at a video store.

Favorite films

  • Possession
  • Valerie and Her Week of Wonders
  • Blind Beast
  • Evil Dead Trap

All
  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★½

  • Dredd

    ★★★★★

  • Ready Player One

    ★★½

  • It

    ★★★½

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Decoder

1984

★★★★★ Liked Watched

As both a fan of Einstürzende Neubauten and weird girls who like assassin frogs, Decoder really warmed my cockles. If sexy dysfunctional romance between sexy dysfunctional people and industrial culture jamming doesn't resonate with you, are you even really living?

Possession

1981

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

There isn’t a single moment of normal people acting normal to be found here. This is a contest between Sam Neill and Isabelle Adjani on who can be the most unhinged and insane. Filming this apparently fucked Isabelle Adjani up for awhile and led to a suicide attempt, and uh… yeah, I don’t doubt that at all.

She more than wins that contest, which is kind of ridiculous considering how fucking nuts Sam Neill is here.

It’s the kind of…

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Joker: Folie à Deux

2024

★½ Watched

Incel Joker musical is a thing you can do, I guess

Dredd

2012

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

I showed this to a friend once, and at the end she said, "Wow, there was absolutely no character development whatsoever! I fucking loved it!"

What an absolute goddamn masterpiece of cinema.

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Death Game

1977

★★★★½ Liked Watched

You know you’re probably in for a treat when the cool looking clerk at Movie Madness with a bunch of cool rings on her fingers is like, “Have you seen this?” I’ve been curious about it for awhile, clocking it as probably kind of similar to Funny Games, but I was extra stoked after her endorsement.

I guess it’s sorta like Funny Games, with a slightly giallo or at least vaguely Italian feel or whatever? But it’s really more like…

Revenge

2017

★★★★★ Liked Watched

I didn’t expect a fresh take on the rape and revenge genre in 2017, but let’s fucking go! Obviously, you can only do so much - there’s a rape, then revenge - but this is probably one of the best and most subversive since the original I Spit On Your Grave. Zero fat or needless exposition on this thing, it’s just straight up, concise, brutal, and full of blood spraying and guts hanging out. Right up my alley.