Iris: “You're right. I do know you. I know everything about you. I know you take almond milk in your coffee. I know you like your bedsheets untucked. I know your favorite hobbies are bar trivia, video games, and prattling on endlessly about everything the universe owes you. I know that you always need to be in control. I know that you have a below average sized penis. And I know that you think that having a few million dollars will disguise the fact that you are just a sad, bitter, weak human being.”
