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Me.

Most unrealistic part of this was Angela Bassett being elected president in 2025

Cleveland Brown Count Chocula scene

Watched on Monday May 12, 2025.

What does his head feel like when he touches it? Is it squishy? Is it full of puss? Do you think he's self conscious about it?

If Jason Statham was in this there wouldn't be any problems

The way that one girl asked him for the sandwich really pmo

stolen valor

I've seen this porn before

I'd also fold for 87 grand

Nah but showing a shelf of watermelons then cutting to a shot of Morgan Freeman is wild

Jason Statham is the only man alive who I'd let do unspeakable things to me

sex.

Like why didn't they just use like guns and cannons and karate and shit?

I've got more in common with Warwick Davis than I thought

There was a suspicious amount of sexual tension between the two siblings, Netflix

Honey, nut, cheerio!

Venom can SUCK my 19 inches

I wanna say I'm Hugh Jackman in this story but really I'm just Sacha Baron Cohen and I like to steal other people's shit

Laser BEAMS

Why are people hating on Mars? They got booze, guns, strippers, and Dean Norris this shit's paradise.

You just KNOW McConaughey wanted to say the hard R

Arnold Schwarzenegger's The Running Man

Bring back adult theaters please

slappity slap SLAPstick

So we're just gonna ignore the blackface scene?

If you would've told my 11 year old self that the worst movie I had ever seen was to be shown in a college class I would have cried, changed my name to Miami, looked at the camera, and spew bullshit at the audience for 93 minutes and 44 seconds

Watched on Saturday February 1, 2025.

So this is the movie that made Kanye like Jewish people again

"People of , a good looking depressed person smoking a cigarette is not a movie."

-Family Guy

This review may contain spoilers.

HOLY FUCK

Movie cuts to a man pissing and shitting and screaming for 2 seconds for no reason then cuts back to the main plot

This review may contain spoilers.

They did not in fact build a mountain together

People said I looked like Chris Evans in this

They really tried to give a saw movie an emotional happy ending

Rudy Giuliani is in this, he's a good guy right? Right...?

Edmund is the type of kid who would complain he got a smaller slice of cake than you did

Watched on Thursday December 26, 2024.

Watched on Wednesday December 25, 2024.

Mormons would adore San Angeles

white people

Watched on Friday December 20, 2024.

Watched on Wednesday December 18, 2024.

This 45 min movie has 10 minutes of deleted scenes

Watched on Sunday December 15, 2024.

I auditioned to be one of the elves but I came up short

Streaming orignal ahhh movie, but Helm Hammerhand my goat

Max my goat

They Jokerized Joan

Riley gets more spectators at their tween hockey game then I get playing tetris in front of the homeless this isn't fair

1. Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
2. The ant²
3. Mickey 17
4. Captain America: Brave New World
5. Companion
6. A Working Man
7. Black Bag
8. Last Breath
9. The Electric State

1. Aliens
2. Alien
3. Alien: Romulus
4. Prometheus
5. Alien³
6. Alien: Covenant
7. AVP: Alien vs. Predator
8. Alien Resurrection
9. Aliens vs Predator: Requiem

1. Ordinary Angels
2. Sing Sing
3. Super/Man: The Christopher Reeve Story
4. Carry-On
5. Juror #2
6. Conclave
7. A Real Pain
8. Gladiator II
9. The Fall Guy
10. Alien: Romulus

...plus 36 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
2. The Holdovers
3. The Iron Claw
4. STILL: A Michael J. Fox Movie
5. Barbie
6. Godzilla Minus One
7. American Fiction
8. Dream Scenario
9. Killers of the Flower Moon
10. The Boys in the Boat

...plus 58 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

My Guy

1. Sherlock Holmes
2. Wrath of Man
3. Guy Ritchie's The Covenant
4. The Gentlemen
5. Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows
6. Snatch
7. Aladdin
8. Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre
9. The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
10. RocknRolla

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1. Everything Everywhere All at Once
2. Top Gun: Maverick
3. RRR
4. Glass Onion
5. Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio
6. She Said
7. All Quiet on the Western Front
8. The Northman
9. Babylon
10. Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

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1. King Richard
2. The Green Knight
3. No Time to Die
4. Zack Snyder's Justice League
5. The Last Duel
6. Nightmare Alley
7. Spider-Man: No Way Home
8. Belfast
9. CODA
10. Judas and the Black Messiah

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1. The Handmaiden
2. Hunt for the Wilderpeople
3. Zootopia
4. Hell or High Water
5. A Silent Voice: The Movie
6. The Conjuring 2
7. The Nice Guys
8. Arrival
9. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
10. Captain America: Civil War

...plus 33 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Fast Five
2. Furious 7
3. The Fast and the Furious
4. Fast & Furious 6
5. Fast & Furious
6. Fast & Furious Presents: Hobbs & Shaw
7. 2 Fast 2 Furious
8. The Fate of the Furious

1. Predator
2. Prey
3. Predators
4. Predator 2
5. AVP: Alien vs. Predator
6. Aliens vs Predator: Requiem
7. The Predator

1. Saw
2. Saw X
3. Saw III
4. Saw II
5. Spiral: From the Book of Saw
6. Saw IV
7. Saw V

1. The Dark Knight
2. Batman Returns
3. The Dark Knight Rises
4. The Lego Batman Movie
5. Batman: Mask of the Phantasm
6. The Batman
7. Batman
8. Batman Begins
9. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
10. Batman Forever

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1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. Star Wars
3. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
6. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
7. Solo: A Star Wars Story
8. Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
9. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
10. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones

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1. Django Unchained
2. Inglourious Basterds
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
5. Reservoir Dogs
6. Kill Bill: Vol. 1
7. The Hateful Eight
8. Kill Bill: Vol. 2
9. Jackie Brown
10. Death Proof

• Aliens
• Terminator 2: Judgment Day
• Avatar
• True Lies
• Avatar: The Way of Water
• The Terminator
• The Abyss

1. Promising Young Woman
2. The Father
3. Minari
4. One Night in Miami...
5. Soul
6. David Attenborough: A Life on Our Planet
7. The Gentlemen
8. Borat Subsequent Moviefilm
9. The Invisible Man
10. Love and Monsters

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1. Green Book
2. BlacKkKlansman
3. Crazy Rich Asians
4. Mission: Impossible – Fallout
5. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
6. The Favourite
7. Incredibles 2
8. A Quiet Place
9. Avengers: Infinity War
10. Can You Ever Forgive Me?

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1. Parasite
2. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
3. Joker
4. Marriage Story
5. Klaus
6. Jojo Rabbit
7. The Irishman
8. Avengers: Endgame
9. Toy Story 4
10. Ford v Ferrari

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1. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
2. Friday the 13th Part 2
3. Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
4. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
5. Jason X
6. Friday the 13th
7. Freddy vs. Jason
8. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
9. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
10. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

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1. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
2. Wonder Woman
3. The Big Sick
4. Wind River
5. Thor: Ragnarok
6. Logan
7. Spider-Man: Homecoming
8. The Florida Project
9. Blade Runner 2049
10. I, Tonya

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• The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
• The Pianist
• The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
• Rain Man
• The Dark Knight
• The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
• Jaws
• The Graduate
• It's a Wonderful Life
• Kramer vs. Kramer

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1. Thor: Ragnarok
2. Captain America: The Winter Soldier
3. Guardians of the Galaxy
4. Spider-Man: Homecoming
5. Avengers: Infinity War
6. Avengers: Endgame
7. Spider-Man: No Way Home
8. The Avengers
9. Captain America: Civil War
10. Captain America: The First Avenger

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1. Wonder Woman
2. Zack Snyder's Justice League
3. The Suicide Squad
4. Man of Steel
5. Shazam!
6. The Flash
7. Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
8. Aquaman
9. Blue Beetle
10. Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

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1. Rocky II
2. Rocky
3. Rocky Balboa
4. Creed II
5. Creed
6. Rocky IV
7. Creed III
8. Rocky III
9. Rocky V

• The Social Network
• Gone Girl
• Se7en
• Zodiac
• Fight Club
• The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
• The Killer
• Alien³

1. The Conjuring 2
2. The Conjuring
3. The Nun II
4. The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It
5. Annabelle: Creation
6. Annabelle Comes Home
7. Annabelle
8. The Nun