Let me make a Final Destination movie where Tom Cruise has to outsmart and defeat death. I’ve been writing it in my head for the last hour and a half.

Ima be so honest with you all: this movie doesn’t need to go as hard as it does. It’s pretty great.

The way my eyes poured during Preacher Boy’s first number in the club. I will never have an experience like that again.

Hey, I came up with a new game. It’s called “Challengers,” and it’s pretty cool. Basically, you and your hot friend and I get a hotel room and we all make out together.

I do feel like I need to play test this game first, can you help me with that?