"Unfortunately, the doctors just couldn't do anything to fix your face."

This isn’t a good movie, but I have so much nostalgia for it, and I’ll always take camp over self-seriousness in my comic book films. It was one of the few movie soundtracks I owned on CD, so 8 year old me was definitely blasting Velvet Revolver and Sum 41 in my bedroom when this came out.

There are definitely elements here that hold up without any nostalgia goggles,…

"Never seen that chick before in my life. Or afterlife."

Structurally, this film is a bit of a mess. The original had such a simple, fun premise of people haunting ghosts. This one would be nearly impossible to summarize in a line or two without leaving out large sections of the film. It feels like two or three different scripts were Frankensteined together. I think it’s because there are just too many characters dividing up the screen time that it…