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Watched on Saturday May 24, 2025.

Camels! 😃🐪

Extra points for all the BMWs.

Still good, but too serious. Bring back the silly. And his hair from the second one.

SO absurd. Absolutely bombastic. Incredibly horny for no reason. The smiles are crazier than the first one. At least his hair is better, it needed to be for the slo-mo action. The motorcycle fight? Are you kidding me.

I loved it. 😃😂

This movie just has so much to say, about society, the evil of men, nature, art, etc. But it manages to do it while also being scary as fuck and that's why it will always be one of my favorite horror movies. Nothing, and this is proven time and time again, is scarier than men. When he (iykyk) tells the other men "slow down", knowing full well what he means. Omg. The end is extremely fucking nigh.

Also, I want to ask the taxi-cab, "ho, is you an off-road SUV?" 🚕

Ridiculous to be that scared of one little rat. 🙄

Tom Cruise/ Ethan Hunt smiles with the overconfidence of a frat boy that's five drinks too deep.

Not me watching this at the movies getting mad at the people in the movie watching this at the movies.

Sydney looks gay af in this one. 🔥🔪❤️

RIP Tony Todd. 🥺

Watched on Monday May 19, 2025.

Watched on Sunday May 18, 2025.

Oh, neat trick at the end. 😃

"Sweetie, it's not fat. They're called tits." 💃🏻

"Not that I mind a slight case of abduction now and then, but I have tickets for the theatre this evening, to a show I was looking forward to and I get, well, kind of unreasonable about things like that."

He's hot, he drinks, he tips, he's a theatre man, he's funny, and I mean, bartenders depend on him. A man after my heart fr. Iconic, one might say.

"I don't like the way Teddy Roosevelt is looking at me."

Haunted house ass movie. I miss October.

"To be loved is to be seen."
😭😭😭😭😭

The low reviews for this are insane. Sure, it was a little on the nose for part of it but the end really sold it for me. Sobbing constantly for the last act. Omg.

Oof. Everything is so bad in this. The acting, the effects, the font on every single sign in the movie.

Should have known it would be when they said "that's a lot of tampons for one woman" and she had like, a handful of tampons. 💀 Also, every single white guy with a cross tattoo on his shoulder is like that.

The kids are closest to my age in this one. The low rise jeans, the flip phones, the tanning beds. Yeah. Those were the days.

Except not like this. 💀

The millennials yearn for the logs.

Ohhhh I have some notes.

1. This is a too long film about a pretty boy with zero street smarts. The entire movie Barry Lyndon is just like 🧍‍♂️

2. Every single time I watch a movie involving the English I'm just like 😒 this is who we allowed to colonize the entire world huh 😒

3. It's so 💅🏼💅🏼💅🏼 coded. Mr. Kubrick I have questions. 🤨😃

Pretty sure they were all destined to die because they all walk around with their mouths wide open constantly looking dumb as hell.

The third act saved this movie for me. And also, Florence Pugh, who I would literally do anything for. 😍

The void calls to us all. Real annoying tbh.

Can't believe they got away with this not just once, but twice.

Jesus H Chelios

It's amazing and incredible that this even exists. It's so insanely bad yet I'm laughing the entire time. It's so offensive and ridiculous. Like on another level. Extraordinary.

The first third of this movie by the way is just normal activities for bartenders.

If I need to become possessed for Keanu Reeves to get on top of me on a bed I will. When he's eating and has his sleeves pulled back just enough to see his tattoos? Oooooooh girl!

Then there's Rachel Weisz and everything she does. People talk about the Mummy as a bi awakening movie but this is the superior bi awakening movie and I'll die on that hill.

I'm an atheist, I believe in none of these concepts, and I don't care. The vibes are immaculate.

That dick must have been really good for her to act like that, geez.

Oh I loved this. More than the first one which I enjoyed the hell out of. I cried actual tears. The dad bro action films really are my cup of tea huh.

I hope they make fifteen more of these.

It's possible I hate men too much to really enjoy this but I see why other people do! Keira Knightley is perfect.

THE BIRD THING IS A MYTH! A MYTH!! BIRDS WILL NOT ABANDON THEIR YOUNG IF THEY SMELL HUMANS, BIRDS HAVE A TERRIBLE SENSE OF SMELL STOP SPREADING THIS SHIT!

Anyways, too fantastical, over the top, and Wes Anderson adjacent for me. I also hated ALL of the human characters. Had some pretty scenes and I loved the little monkey thing because it reminded me of the feral cats I rescue but that was about it. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Yeah it hits different on a real IMAX screen, worth the drive. 🔥🔥🔥 I was literally in heaven.

Someone force RFK Jr. to watch this and tell him to shut the fuck up.

I truly do not get the hype. The only redeemable part of this movie was the kids, and I don't even like kids.

Honestly, I aspire to be this level of unemployed.

Yeah on second watch, it's just perfect. Rating bumped. It's. Just. Perfect.

Hey so that one music scene, ya'll know what I'm talking about, it was a religious experience.

Also, white people ruin everything.

On a more serious note, there are so many levels to this. It's a masterpiece.

I have two reviews for this.

The "good" review:
This is a depressing solemm film about voyeurism, otherness, and society being just awful. He just wanted to sleep like normal people. 🥺 If you didn't tear up when he screams about being a human being, are you even human?

The "bad" review that will be added to my notes when I arrive in hell:
Should have called him the "Sheephead Wrasse Man" but I guess it didn't have as nice of a ring to it.

Me the entire time: "Okay but why is he a chimpanzee?"

Edit: Dear EVERYONE reviewing this, he's an ape! Not a monkey! Chimpanzees are apes! Screaming at you all!

Losing my mind over how horrific of a night this was for the restaurant staff. Every single cardinal sin you can commit against service staff was committed, even down to not ordering medium rare! 😭

I've seen this so many times I know it basically word for word but it was such a treat to watch this again in theaters with my parents.

This is their generation. They got hazed, went to the same parties in the 70s, drove around in cars just like that looking for beer. But it's also my generation in the 00s, driving around in newer cars but still two-seaters where you fight over who has shotgun, looking for bonfires and keg parties in the woods, congregating at mediocre entertainment and dining spots because you have no where else to go.

I'm not sure when the cut off is for people who grew up having the same feelings this movie evokes. At some point, social media takes over completely and ruins it. I'm glad I got to experience a fraction of this experience.

Nothing happens in this movie, but everything happens. Those nights are the memories you make with your friends that you never forget, and the life you live one day at a time never realizing as you grow older that one day you'll look back on it realizing it's gone.

War fucking sucks. And it's often, so viciously fucking pointless.

On a technical note, the sound work in this film is some of the best I've experienced in my life.

Fuck.

The real origin story for Joaquin Phoenix's Joker.

Seriously though I'm not sure why so many reviews are praising or idolizing Kidman's character in this. She's cruel, narcissistic as hell, gross, and worst of all, predatory. We don't this woman's wrongs.

The dancing in the rain to Sweet Home Alabama was cool though.

The working class will never underestimate the value of a solid industrial vehicle.

Justice for Chuck!

Oh! Thought this was gonna be a silly little horror movie and I was sobbing at the end of it. Can't say much without spoiling but, jfc.

Also, my mom's name is Ramona. 🥲

I'll never look at Mickey Mouse spinning the wheel during the intro of a Disney movie the same again.

Disney adults gonna hate this one.

"Every time I survived a war zone, and got the photo, I thought I was sending a message home: 'Don't do this'. But here we are."

Watched on Wednesday April 2, 2025.

Oh so Barry Keoghan has been playing a weird little freak for a minute huh?

Almost every second of this movie was awkward and cringe but I guess that was the point?

I never wanna hear "Burn" by Ellie Goulding again.

Me in the first act: "Why is everything so slow and repetitive."
Me in the second act: "This is now better, because it's gay."
Me in the third act: "OHHHHHHH."

💀

This is my favorite Ghibli film, and I'd argue the best. It's just perfect. It's beautiful but gruesome, fascinating but horrific, full of equal parts life and death, awash in beautiful scenes of nature and bloody war, all wrapped up in one package about humanity, the destruction of the environment, conflict between the two and themselves, and the drive to keep living despite it all.

Every time I watch it I'm in awe and in tears. It's a masterpiece. Seeing this in 4K IMAX was such a treat. ♥️🐺🦌🌿

Watched on Wednesday March 26, 2025.

You can tell this was made by Gen Z, for Gen Z.

Tell the kids we want more on-screen kills.

1. Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol
2. Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation
3. Mission: Impossible II
4. Mission: Impossible
5. Mission: Impossible III

1. The Hunger Games
2. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
3. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1
4. The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2
5. The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes

1. Final Destination 2
2. Final Destination 3
3. Final Destination
4. Final Destination Bloodlines
5. Final Destination 5
6. The Final Destination

Every film I've rated 5 stars (in my opinion, perfect movies) since I started using Letterboxd.

• Interstellar
• Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
• Twister
• Blow
• Sinners
• Arrival
• Watership Down
• The Matrix Reloaded
• Barbie
• The Lost World: Jurassic Park

...plus 31 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Sinners
2. The ant²
3. The Wedding Banquet
4. Warfare
5. The Woman in the Yard
6. The Monkey
7. Thunderbolts*
8. I'm Still Here
9. Death of a Unicorn
10. Mickey 17

...plus 23 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Thunderbolts*
2. Captain America: Brave New World
3. Captain America: The First Avenger

1. Sing Sing
2. Civil War
3. The Wild Robot
4. Dune: Part Two
5. Monkey Man
6. Origin
7. Nosferatu
8. The Devil's Bath
9. MaXXXine
10. Blink Twice

...plus 98 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. The Matrix Reloaded
2. The Matrix
3. The Matrix Revolutions
4. The Matrix Resurrections

1. Barbie
2. Poor Things
3. The Creator
4. Godzilla Minus One
5. The Boogeyman
6. Killers of the Flower Moon
7. The Iron Claw
8. Past Lives
9. Dumb Money
10. Landscape with Invisible Hand

...plus 48 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.