bummer_buddy

Favorite films

  • Gremlins 2: The New Batch
  • The Fan
  • Clockwatchers
  • 3 Women

All
  • Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

  • War for the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

  • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★½

  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes

    ★★★★

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

2024

★★★★ Watched

So...humanity has been fully eradicated for hundreds of years and the future generations of the male simians who replaced us ALSO can't shut the fuck up about the Roman empire? Just nuke the whole planet and start over.

War for the Planet of the Apes

2017

★★★★ 2

As visually immense and spectacular as Dawn, and a fantastic closing to the Cesar trilogy. The writing felt a bit rushed toward the end, and I don’t like when a franchise only utilizes it’s female characters as leverage for male character development, but I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t gut wrenchingly effective to fridge those cute little monkeys—war’s a bitch and so is Woody Harrelson!

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We Have a Ghost

2023

5

The horror that traveled up our spines when we paused it at the 90m mark and saw there was still 43 minutes left 😱

Rise of the Planet of the Apes

2011

★★★★ Rewatched

Keep your zombies, I like my apocalypse foes to be fuzzy and justified in their hatred of man. And Jame Franco was always the villain, glad we all eventually came around on that.