Me when watching Poor Things:

I feel God in this cinema tonight.

If the song is called “Can You Feel The Love Tonight?”, then why was it performed in the afternoon?

If this is what Dean Fleischer Camp had to do in order to fund his next masterpiece, then so be it. 

Stitch is so fuckin’ cute though. Can’t hate that little guy.

Austin Butler’s Elvis and Jacob Elordi’s Elvis will never match Stitch’s Elvis. We know it’s true.

We get it, Ridley Scott. Everyone in this film is hot, Christ almighty.

115 minutes of Anne Hathaway literally showcasing why she’s MOTHER