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Favorite films

  • Aguirre, the Wrath of God
  • Doggiewoggiez! Poochiewoochiez!
  • As I Was Moving Ahead, Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty
  • Head

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  • Swamp Dogg Gets His Pool Painted

    ★★★★

  • Celtics City

    ★★★★

  • The Beekeeper

    ★★★½

  • Sinners

    ★★★★

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Sinners

2025

★★★★ Watched

They shoulda called it SinnerZ so everyone would know from the title how cool it is

Winnebago Man

2009

★★ Watched

In his narcissistic approach as both a viewer and a documentarian, Ben Steinbauer makes the assumption that this ill-fated Winnebago commercial must be the defining event in Jack Rebney’s life, solely because it is how he first came to know and understand the man. He alludes to the idea that Rebney has been humiliated by this video and suggests it’s strange and unusual for the man to be living by himself in the woods when, but from what it appears,…

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Endless Love

1981

Watched

Tom Cruise appears for roughly 60 seconds in jorts laughing maniacally about setting fires. Everything else is pretty fucking bad.

The Phantom of the Opera

2004

★★★½ 1

Obsessive incel lives rent-free in basement and becomes a terrorist because the girl he stalks tries to let him down lightly.