The great things I've learned from watching this movie

* Teach a kid to never accept 'no' from a woman. what could go wrong?
* Va jay jay pics are perfect graduation gifts for 13-year-olds.
* Never ever say that you are sorry when you cheat on your husband.
* Never date with Emma Stone. She will leave you at the dinner table to go make out with Ryan Gosling eventually.
* If you want abs like Ryan Gosling, eat…