Listen here - I’ll it I was not looking forward to this beforehand. As someone who’s really enjoyed this franchise and had largely believed each new entry was better than the last, Dead Reckoning was the first time I felt a massive step down and it was a real disappointment at the time, to the point where I scarcely had good faith in this (potentially final) entry. That being said, I am so pumped to say that The Final Reckoning…

I already know there's going to be a lot of polarizing opinions as to the weaknesses of this remake, but I don't care what anyone thinks to the contrary - the editing is by far the most egregiously destructive aspect of the film. I was constantly appalled as to how desperate this is to keep the children's attention by any means necessary, with playback seemingly stuck at 1.5x or 1.75x speed regardless of the context of a scene. Disney's "for…

Almost forgot to log this because of how poor it was. LAND OF BAD is irable mainly in what they’re able to achieve with a relatively low budget and an unknown distributor, as the cinematography is solid and the action sequences are convincingly large. There’s also a notably recognizable, if unremarkable, ensemble cast here. Everything else is aggressively mediocre bordering on bad, however. This incredibly generic and straightforward story is stretched out as far as possible to get to a…

After seeing HALLOWEEN ENDS, I'm left wondering what the hell happened with last year's KILLS because we're thankfully back to the strong level of quality we had in the 2018 film, even suring it to become the best of the trilogy. ENDS takes huge swings by playing with audience expectations and delivering an intriguing and fresh story that feels bold and way more consistently engaging than KILLS ever did. Sure, this one isn't even a slasher until the second half,…