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I’ve watched 9 hours of Mission Impossible movies today and it is just a goated franchise. While the first half is messy and an excessive amount of exposition, the second half is absolutely dynamic. Some of my favorite sequences of the franchises, specifically in the submarine. Tom Cruise is a man.

Ready for Final Reckoning

Plane Movie #2

Absolutely insane action flick

Plane Movie #1

God it feels great just falling in love with Star Wars all over again.

A necessary rewatch after Andor. This rebel storyline marathon hitting so mf hard. Time to inject the OG trilogy into my veins.

That was rough. But now I get the It’s Always Sunny reference when Mac puts his butt on the pool drain. 

Patreon Movie Night #9

First viewing since my childhood and I think this has now entered my top 5 animated Disney movies. It holds up so well

Patreon Movie Night #8

Watched on Monday May 5, 2025.

RUN IT BACK

Bat shit crazy. Hilariously entertaining.

16th century kids had Shakespeare. 21st century kids had Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith.

Thunderbolts is one more step in the right direction for the MCU! A character driven movie with a relatable theme and message. Questions are starting to get answered, a path is starting to clear, and they weren’t lying about that post credit scene! That being said this movie does have its flaws along with a slight pacing issue. But the big highlights has to be Florence Pugh and David Harbour! Their relationships blossoms in Thunderbolts and truly brings us some genuine emotional moments. Overall really enjoyed the cast together!

I am the sea…

This has always been the most nostalgic of the franchise for me.

Yeah guys this movie is special…truly special. I think Coogler just made an instant classic.

Winner winner…chicken dinner, just got out of Sinners…Ryan Coogler in five! 

The fifth motion picture from Ryan Coogler and dammit, this is his best yet! He is phenomenal at using his atmosphere to his upmost potential for his stories and this 1930’s Mississippi atmosphere and history just oozes through the screen that gels the story together so well. And with that comes historically beautiful music and a wonderful composition from Ludwig that offers a community to this film. This film has everything a vampire Hollywood blockbuster should have. Love, vengeance, revenge, horror and some laughs. Michael B Jordan, Ryan Coogler, and Ludwig Goransson = 96 Bulls/2017 Warriors. See this on the big screen in IMAX for its truest form!

One of the greatest indie film Cinderella stories ever.

Patreon Movie Night #7

Truly feel sorry for people who don’t find this movie great. This is Jack Black at an absolute high in his magnificent run in the 2000s that gets overshadowed by the best decade of comedy movies. But not only is the comedy timeless, it is genuinely a heartfelt underdog story at its finest. Playing over a soundtrack that has no reason to be as good as it is. NACHOOOOOOOoooooo

Watched on Friday April 11, 2025.

My nana used to have westerns playing 24/7 at her house and I’m learning why

Hear me out...10/10 theater experience.

Toothless might be the cutest character of all time. I’d take a bullet for him.

RIP Val Kilmer❤️🕊️ 

Western movies rock

This shit means something to me

Karen Davis gotta be the whitest name I’ve ever heard

2008 was not ready for this superhero movie. Honestly there is a really interesting character study on our hero, Hancock, in the first half of this film. And then it takes a turn into it's big studio and cliché decisions. But Will Smith is funny as hell in this and delivers as a superhero. Man if this could've rated R, this could dare I say be one of the better superhero films of the 21st century? This movie was always on cable growing up, shout out Hancock.

A tight 90 horror film that keeps you engaged until the end. I've heard many people not liking this, but I personally enjoyed. Its main theme touches on depression and suicide and it is not afraid to be in your face about it. It starts to lose me in the third act though, it tries to incorporate more supernatural elements that bogs down the gritty, hot and humid environment we were feeling throughout the film. A movie I'd watch again though.

Rachel Zegler has clearly one of the best singing voices of any live action Disney princess we’ve gotten. But at the end of the day the movie just falls flat on all emotional factors for me. The payoff was missing, no help to Gal Gadot’s performance as the Evil Queen. This movie went through a lot of turmoil from the jump and you can feel that in the final product. While I’m not one to be excited for any live action remake of an animated movie, I can’t wait for Lilo & Stitch.

For too long I’ve been parched of thirst and unable to quench it.
Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died.
I feel nothing.
Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea.
Nor the warmth of a woman’s flesh. 
You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner…you’re in one!

An atheistic and vibe that truly can’t be replicated. The first three pirates movies are something special and a form of blockbusters that has been somewhat lost in today’s age. Makes me want to pour up some rum, stick my feet in the sand and listen to the waves crash on the shore. And to think that this came from an effing ride at Disney Land.

Patreon Movie Night #6

Mirror mirror on the wall, you da biggest snitch on them all. Punk ass mirror. Try that shit around these parks and I’ll bring the hammer.

A hero’s journey set in an…interesting dystopian world that is hindered by its run time and ultimately trying to handle more than it can. It struggles to know what kind of movie it wants to be. While I actually did enjoy most of the musical pieces, it doesn’t hold enough to keep the story alive.

Had an absolute blast with this movie. Jack Quaid is having a fantastic year already and is proving himself as a leading man in Hollywood. A unique original concept that I think executes exactly where it needs to. Our theater had genuine laugh out loud moments throughout this entire movie. If you aren’t afraid of some blood I definitely recommend!

Devoid of life.

I’m mostly upset that this costed $320 million to make. What in the money laundering are we doing. And literally all of Hollywood is in this movie??? But yet the biggest crime of it all is giving us on a few minutes of Colman Domingo, and plastering his face in a tiny little robot face screen. That man is too talented, and too fashionable to hide in a robot suit. But I’ll forget this movie in about 4 hours.

Whoever decided to cast Morgan Freeman as God deserves an award

How’d that get in there? 

A few things upon rewatch.
1. JK Simmons as J. Jonah Jameson is the greatest comic book movie casting of all time.
2. Black suit theme is goated
3. MJ’s crash out is so valid
4. Tobey is by far the dorkiest Peter Parker we’ve gotten. The cringe oozes through the screen in the best way possible.
5. Bully Maguire is dog walking Holland and Garfield’s spidey. 
6. Sandman stuff is still fantastic but they try to introduce more than they can handle. 
7. Fisk would never break the omelette like Harry’s dumbass.
8. Harry’s amnesia subplot is just unnecessary.

Whole movie is just a flex. The coloring, production design, fight choreography, was exquisite. Unfortunately plutotv only had the English dub and commercials so a rewatch at some point is needed.

Robert Pattinson and Robert Pattinson had amazing chemistry. A very silly film that has a lot of great recipes but I couldn't quite fully quite get into the world it creates.

I’m sorry my Letterboxd has been a ghost town. I’ve been consuming Netflix’s Daredevil the last 3 weeks straight. Not the 2003 hot mess of a movie (hence the poster change). I know this is a wild take, but holy fuck Daredevil might be the greatest thing marvel has ever done. Show is absolutely peak and Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock is a top 5 comic book casting. Every monologue given by Jon Bernthal’s punisher was just a masterclass. Everything about this show just has SAUCE!

I wish I could save every black cat in the world. This might be becoming one of my favorite animated movies.

Apologies for the lack of movie entries😭 I’ve been catching up on 4 different tv shows.

Currently giving my black cat a million kisses. I need this to win best animated movie.

Captain America: Brave New World has its moments of return to MCU formula. It finally sets motion on some aspects of the MCU that we’ve been wondering about since 2021. But ultimately I didn’t feel to much of an emotional connection to most of the characters. In times of adversity for Sam Wilson it was often cheapened by a one liner. I really like the character of Isiah Bradley and everything that comes with his tragic  backstory. Harrison Ford as our new Thaddeus Ross was also great but he almost feels like the main character at times lol. But you it does feel pretty short for how much is being introduced and progressed for the MCU, the final act arrived pretty quickly and Samuel Sterns returning from the Incredible Hulk was a snooze fest. You do feel the reshoots at times. Don’t hate it, don’t love it. I do really want this movie to succeed so please go watch for your own opinion. Closer to a 3 than 2.5

Time to meet god.

Denis Villeneuve can do no wrong. Jóhann Jóhannsson’s score was a perpetual anxiety attack that keeps you on the edge of your seat. Emily Blunt and Benicio Del Toro give all time performances here. A drug crime thriller that has you locked in from the jump.

Sorry I was at Megacon all weekend long. Enjoyed the musical numbers greatly. I was quite fond of this movie. 

Patreon Movie Night #5

I knew Paddington has always had its fans, but I was unaware how much sauce this movie had??? The camera work and use of colors was fantastic. A delightfully warm movie. A kids movie that didn’t lack attention to detail in the slightest.

Just a fantastic film. One of the best rom coms. Bill Nighy might be the greatest movie dad of all time.

M3GAN got quite the upgrade

What a master class performance from Daniel Day-Lewis. And might be my favorite performance from Paul Dano. Having this and No Country for Old Men go up against each other is crazy work. I’d have to give the edge to There Will be Blood though.

Willem Dafoe and JK Simmons are just completing side missions now.

Had a lot of fun with this movie. High energy that never fades while we get a chaotic roller coaster of behind the scenes of SNL. Dylan O’Brian killed it as Dan Aykroyd.

I think I’m in love

Sometimes movies just do something to you that you can’t explain (I can, I just don’t want to dump my vulnerable emotions online).

I have no idea how this isn’t nominated for best picture. I have no notes. This movie struck more than one emotional cord and every performance was vigorous, raw and real. Maybe I’ll tell y’all one day.

Would’ve been cool if they didn’t spoil their best jump scare in the trailer. Idk, I just didn't care for any of the characters unfortunately. There would be a showcase of excellence for a few minutes and then not again for another 20 min.

1. Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith
2. Return of the Jedi
3. The Empire Strikes Back
4. Star Wars
5. Rogue One: A Star Wars Story
6. Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace
7. Star Wars: The Force Awakens
8. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
9. Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones
10. Solo: A Star Wars Story

...plus 1 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Denis Villeneuve can do no wrong.

• Dune: Part Two
• Dune
• Sicario
• Arrival
• Blade Runner 2049
• Prisoners

"The list is fluid." - Stephen A Smith
This ranking will change throughout the year as I watch more 2024 movies. Been a slow start to 2024 for me but don't worry we'll pump those numbers up.

1. Dune: Part Two
2. Sing Sing
3. Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga
4. Nosferatu
5. Kneecap
6. A Different Man
7. Anora
8. The First Omen
9. Hit Man
10. Smile 2

...plus 41 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

List was like ranking your kids.

1. Oppenheimer
2. Interstellar
3. The Dark Knight
4. Inception
5. Memento
6. Batman Begins
7. Tenet
8. The Prestige
9. Dunkirk
10. The Dark Knight Rises

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Scream
2. Scream 2
3. Scream 3
4. Scream
5. Scream 4
6. Scream VI

No particular order, just my favorite horror movies

• Halloween
• Suspiria
• The Thing
• Black Christmas
• Scream
• The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
• Deep Red
• The Shining
• Train to Busan
• Get Out

...plus 14 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Canon timeline only. No Alien vs Predator movies

1. Alien
2. Alien: Covenant
3. Prometheus
4. Alien: Romulus
5. Alien³
6. Aliens
7. Alien Resurrection

1. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
2. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
3. Spider-Man
4. Spider-Man: No Way Home
5. Spider-Man 2
6. Spider-Man: Homecoming
7. Spider-Man 3
8. The Amazing Spider-Man
9. Spider-Man: Far From Home
10. The Amazing Spider-Man 2

...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Inglourious Basterds
2. Django Unchained
3. Pulp Fiction
4. Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair
5. Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood
6. The Hateful Eight
7. Death Proof
8. Reservoir Dogs
9. Jackie Brown

1. Planet of the Apes
2. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
3. Rise of the Planet of the Apes
4. War for the Planet of the Apes
5. Escape from the Planet of the Apes
6. Conquest of the Planet of the Apes
7. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes
8. Beneath the Planet of the Apes
9. Battle for the Planet of the Apes
10. Planet of the Apes

1. Moana
2. The Jungle Book
3. Planet of the Apes
4. Black Panther
5. Toy Story 2
6. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
7. Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas
8. Finding Nemo
9. Zootopia
10. The Twilight Saga: New Moon

1. Transformers
2. Bumblebee
3. Transformers: Dark of the Moon
4. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
5. Transformers: Rise of the Beasts
6. Transformers: Age of Extinction
7. Transformers: The Last Knight

Check out our tiktok page to see which ones I kept! It might surprise you.

• Alien
• Jaws
• The Silence of the Lambs
• Get Out
• Psycho
• Halloween
• Pearl
• The Witch
• A Quiet Place
• Black Christmas

• Finding Nemo
• Toy Story
• Ratatouille
• A Bug's Life
• Monsters, Inc.
• Coco
• Cars
• The Incredibles
• Up
• Inside Out

1. Oppenheimer
2. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
3. Killers of the Flower Moon
4. John Wick: Chapter 4
5. The Iron Claw
6. The Holdovers
7. Society of the Snow
8. Godzilla Minus One
9. Poor Things
10. American Fiction

...plus 14 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

Ranking as I watch

• Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
• Friday the 13th Part 2
• Freddy vs. Jason
• Friday the 13th
• Friday the 13th
• Jason X
• Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
• Friday the 13th Part III
• Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
• Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday

...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

1. Halloween
2. Halloween II
3. Halloween III: Season of the Witch
4. Halloween
5. Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers
6. Halloween H20: 20 Years Later
7. Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers
8. Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers

   Guilty pleasure, sue me

9. Halloween
10. Halloween Kills

...plus 3 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.

• A Nightmare on Elm Street
• New Nightmare
• A Nightmare on Elm Street Part 2: Freddy's Revenge
• Freddy vs. Jason
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
• A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
• A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child
• Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
• A Nightmare on Elm Street

• Halloween
• Suspiria
• Black Christmas
• The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
• Deep Red

1. Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse
2. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3
3. Blue Beetle
4. The Flash
5. Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania

1. Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
2. Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
3. Raiders of the Lost Ark
4. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
5. Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny