Even by Don "The Dragon" Wilson movie standards, Ring of Fire is unhinged. You get a weirdly edited sex scene, copious groin strikes, gratuitous casual racism, and a hilarious introduction of Don the Dragon as a mulleted medical doctor... And that's just in the first ten minutes.

From there, it becomes a sort of Romeo and Juliet riff as Dr. The Dragon can't stop himself from rizzing up an engaged woman. There's a underground martial arts tournament gang war waging…

I'm a fan of Guy Ritchie, but didn't even know this movie existed until yesterday. I feel like almost everything he's directed over the past few years hasn't been promoted at all. I guess that's just how things will continue to be in this oversaturated streaming landscape we're in. But I digress...

Fountain of Youth is sort of like National Treasure but with more of a kids movie vibe, so not your standard Ritchie movie by any means. I do…