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The Substance 2155j 2024 - ★★★★½

Thu, 7 Nov 2024 15:14:45 +1300

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The gooey-est movie I've ever seen and heard. 5 boobs out of 2

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Bram Stoker's Dracula 7455o 1992 - ★★★★

Sun, 3 Nov 2024 14:19:32 +1300

what if instead of dracula it was freakula and he was freaky

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The Flying Guillotine 24466n 1975 - ★★★★½

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:44:45 +1300

Good!

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Under the Skin 2efd 2013 - ★★★★½

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:43:12 +1300

I watched this movie and my personality was based around it for a few days after, so that's how you know it's good

I don't really know what it all means but I'm really scared of being turned into a plastic bag now

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Rise of the Planet of the Apes 1u4d4a 2011 - ★★★

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:36:58 +1300

if your problem with movies is that the protagonists typically aren't monkeys, I have good news for you

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Monkeybone 222y17 2001 - ★★½

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 01:34:23 +1300

i liked this movie for everything except its plot and its writing and its main characters

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Pink Flamingos 412m 1972 - ★★★ (contains spoilers)

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 16:08:20 +1200

This review may contain spoilers.

she ate

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Crash 1v1s72 1996 - ★★

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 16:07:04 +1200

thinking of inventing a new type of person to get bored at. maybe someone who jerks off to automobile accidents.. i don't know yet

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Death Proof u4d3a 2007 - ½

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 16:04:13 +1200

boring!!! so so so boring. it's like if you took the opening scene of Reservoir Dogs, made it 45 minutes long, took out anything memorable, killed someone and did it again. The appeal to Americana didn't do anything for the movie, and I didn't ask Mr. Tarantino about his foot fetish

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Possessor 32u1l 2020 - ★★★★

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 15:56:49 +1200

what if you had a heate that you fucking hated

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Cade 6f2d3e The Tortured Crossing, 2023 - ★★★★

Sat, 9 Sep 2023 18:45:24 +1200

Breen's done it again, folks

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The Equalizer 1q2v5k 2014 - ★★★

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 14:53:03 +1200

dads rule

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Street Fighter 2i521y 1994 - ★½

Tue, 1 Aug 2023 17:20:40 +1200

if Deejay had never left Microsoft he'd be a millionaire by now

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The Apple 2824w 1980 - ★★★

Tue, 1 Aug 2023 17:19:09 +1200

I went to a showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show at my college and the theater kids told me to strip to my underwear on stage. This was like Rocky Horror if it had awesome songs about apples and cum and it's fans weren't the most annoying gay people ever and no one made me strip

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eXistenZ 734g1e 1999 - ★★★

Tue, 1 Aug 2023 17:12:33 +1200

VRChat if it was awesome

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Infinity Pool 4yx3 2023 - ★★★★ (contains spoilers)

Tue, 1 Aug 2023 17:11:18 +1200

This review may contain spoilers.

he did a lot of bad things but he got to suck on a boob in the end, so

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Old 452k18 2021 - ★★

Mon, 8 May 2023 15:42:28 +1200

the movie that makes you feel old

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TÁR 5b2124 2022 - ★★★★½

Thu, 6 Apr 2023 16:17:14 +1200

she was kind of cunty tho

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Eraserhead 5g5bu 1977 - ★★★

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 15:01:23 +1300

if it's so good how come there's no eraserhead 2

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Primer 6i1g34 2004 - ★★★½

Sat, 4 Feb 2023 17:41:41 +1300

she pri on my mer until I confused

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The Fifth Element 386k6w 1997 - ★★★★

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 13:32:14 +1300

Blade Funner

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