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the most neurotypical film watcher alive (lying)

Favorite films

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • Mermaids
  • The Love Witch
  • Cabaret

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  • Fear Street: 1978

    ★★★★

  • Fear Street: Prom Queen

    ★½

  • Frankenhooker

  • Hurricane Bianca

    ★★★

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American Psycho

2000

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

“I want you” he says in a low, faggoty whisper.

Scary Godmother: Halloween Spooktakular

2003

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

"So other than THAT Mrs. Lincoln, how did you enjoy the show?!"

this is the greatest halloween movie of all time andif u disagree ur fucking wrong

door is ajar. door is ajar.

countess RUBY 💜

i love u jill thompson thank u for creating scary godmother i miss when this would air on cartoon network. i have so much emotional connection to this movie i watch it every year on halloween

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Fear Street: 1978

2021

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

i LOVE YOUUUUUUU ohhh fesr street 1978 the movie you areeee

Fear Street: Prom Queen

2025

★½ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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Cabaret

1993

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

"SALLY, Wake Up! The party in Berlin is over, it was a lot of fun but it's over! And it's only gonna get a lot worse!"

elon musk did sieg heil twice at the inauguration.
life is a cabaret, old chums!
now more than ever i think this is an essential piece of media.

(no log for it but will be watching a 2014 revival after this)

Bathtime

1997

★★★★★ Liked 2

"Today didn't feel like my birthday. Anyway.. Too late for a party now."

what an odd film but so pretty
alan cumming full frontal?!?!?!??!?!
hes sk gorgeous in this. i just rlly like the colors and everything too
why was he looking at me at the end like i did something