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Favorite films

  • 11’09”01—September 11
  • Hard to Be a God
  • Krush Groove
  • Angst

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  • Greetings

    ★★★½

  • Chick Fight

    ★½

  • This Is the Tom Green Documentary

  • Kung Fu Panda 2

    ★★★

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Bongwater

1998

★★★ Liked 3

I swear to god I heard my Lyft driver’s Waze app say “Turn right in three months,” while driving past Pioneer Square in the main drag of Portland, Oregon. Portland is an incomprehensible enigma, entropy in the form of a city. My friend Steve and I were riding around and I asked him “What do you think this city is trying to do? What does it dream to become?” Within seconds, the city answered me as we drove by the…

Glass Onion

2022

★★★★½ Liked Watched

AK and Flea get all the credit but Frusciante really is the heart of the Chili Peppers

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Battleship

2012

★★★½ Liked 1

can't believe i didn't see this for 13 years because everyone said it sucked. battleship is legitimately amazing. what a massive spectacle with a stacked cast (he a skarsgard) and a plot that makes no sense outside of big guns shoot big booms at aliens in water. which is all we really need. battleship needs a serious critical revisiting because this movie was awesome. it's like the worst parts of independence day with the best parts of friday night lights in the best way. peter berg is the shit

Slugs

2025

Liked Watched

Give this man a feature film to direct already, but then again can the world even handle a $1000 million magnum opus from the *TwisteD* mind of Conner O'Malley?

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My Best Friend's Wedding

1997

★★★ Liked 2

y'all watch horror movies
i watch movies that actually scare me

Hard Candy

2005

★★★½ Liked 4

a very lighthearted and funny family comedy. really good prequel to Juno :)