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There was a child in the theater that was FAR too young to be watching this! like comically young! I hit the weed pen before the film so it’s mostly all I could think about while people‘s heads were exploding on the screen

Real review: Knows it’s dumb but not in an annoying way but also it betrays some of the beloved lore of the series and looks like ass. Small rating bump because I haven’t been to the movie theater in like a month

Watching all the movies that feature the goth kid from final destination 3

Ving Rhames masterclass

Wait there’s a snake on the train 🤣 now that’s epic 😂👊

Dumb bad not the worst thing

Gross but oddly kinda cunt and slay

This review may contain spoilers.

First film in a while that makes heroin seem awesome

In the sand no one can give you a DUI

I know this really happened and THEY covered that shit up

Got super stoned and involuntarily kept saying “damn..” after every kill

Must be swedish humor

Felt a sinister energy from this but seems well crafted

I really hate the scene where they have a horror movie nerd off

I don’t know why I rewatched it! There are good movies I haven’t seen!

Sorry ✋ normies 🤥 this one 👆is not 🚫 4 u 😹🫵

Most sinister dog in film history

The president from 24 AND the dad from Meet The Fockers? I see why this gets so much praise

Is the ball floating test they mention in the movie real?

Positive this is unlocking something for a certain type of person; kinda like how Zootopia unlocked things for people that want to have sex with animals.

2:30 a.m. — Wake up
2:45 a.m. — Prayer time
3:15 a.m. — Breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. — Workout
5:30 a.m. — Post-workout meal
6 a.m. — Shower
7:30 a.m. — Goon
8 a.m. — Snack
9:30 a.m. — Cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. — Snack
11 a.m. — Goon
1 p.m. — Lunch
2 p.m. — Goon
3 p.m. —  Cryo chamber recovery
3:30 p.m. — Snack
4 p.m. — Second workout 
5 p.m. — Shower
5:30 p.m. — Goon
7:30 p.m. — Bedtime

I fell asleep while Nicole Kidman was drinking milk from a saucer and thought I had a fever

That final scene sucks, shoulda played skylanders with you kid buddy

This movie is the reason people started worrying about having aura

Watched on Monday January 6, 2025.

Took the name mumblecore WAY too literally

I am not immune to bait for 30 year olds

Watched on Monday December 23, 2024.

It’s funny that people that like hockey probably love this movie because it just paints them as morons.

Seemed like folks were having fun. That’s what the holidays are about

This only could have been made in the haze of the end of the original recipe 4Loko era. It’s hot dogshit but I forgot how ridiculous then ending is so I gave it another half star

Wasn’t bad for a made for streaming movie. Probably an extra half star for mega64 randomly being in it lol

Have a theory Clint Eastwood made a Toyota 4Runner the villain of the film because it’s Japanese

When I saw reviews saying this was as an improvement on the first I kinda rolled my eyes.. until I watched it.

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Mostly dog water but not fully

I like that the son is named Robbie. That’s my name

Couldn’t finish it. One of the worst things ever made

Rain Man: The Next Generation

I found it fun just wish the movie had a message

Comically evil guy: I am comically evil

Hunter Schafer: WHAT THE FLIP BRO!

Home alone from the parents perspective

I’ve cried while listening to Alex G before (derogatory)

I thought a couple scenes were cool and also it was slop.

Gave me cavities

Skip it, just watch Heretic

Probably would have been cooler in 2014

Felt like getting jacked off for 2 and a half hours, but in a bad way.

Gladiator tuah gets tuah stars

I know we are all sick of celebrity biopics but I think they captured Ricky Gervais well here

I’d smoke crack too

Watched on Tuesday November 12, 2024.